Quora wrote:
Trump Voters, are you happy with how the Trump Administration has performed so far?
YES! IN JUST ONE MONTH THEY HAVE:
changed the name of The Mexican Hat Dance to The American Hat Dance! - PROMISE KEPT!
dramatically lowered the cost of groceries - PROMISE KEPT!
dramatically lowered the cost of health care by eliminating health care cost-cutting programs! - PROMISE KEPT!
dramatically lowered the cost of gasoline! - PROMISE KEPT!
energy and electricity costs cut in half! - PROMISE KEPT!
Changed the name of the Mexican-American War to the American-American War PROMISE KEPT!
stopped the war in Ukraine in 24 hours! - PROMISE KEPT!
cop stompers released from prison - PROMISE KEPT!
eliminated subsidies for federal teat-sucking rice, wheat and soybean farmers - PROMISE KEPT!
made rural America great by eliminating funding for Rural Community Health Centers! - PROMISE KEPT!
expanded opportunities for rural America by eliminating rural small business loans - PROMISE KEPT!
gave us more choices by letting banks and savings and loans jack up overdraft charges on us! - PROMISE KEPT!
purchased Greenland! - PROMISE KEPT!
stopped ebola testing of travelers to the U.S. coming from Uganda, where there is a deadly ebola outbreak! - PROMISE
KEPT!
rained “holy hell” on Gaza because the hostages were not released by January 20! - PROMISE KEPT!
improved public health by cutting cancer research! - PROMISE KEPT!
restored a sense of adventure to dining by eliminating food inspectors! - PROMISE KEPT!
fired air traffic controllers while planes fell from the sky! - PROMISE KEPT!
fired black generals for being black! - PROMISE KEPT!
strengthened America by trying to eliminate our intelligence & counterintelligence agencies, cutting nuclear security forces and eliminating organizations that investigate espionage by enemies here - PROMISE KEPT!
drastically cut inflation! - PROMISE KEPT!
cutting violent crime by firing a bunch of crime fighters who were fighting crime! - PROMISE KEPT!
released all the Epstein Files! - PROMISE KEPT!
paying off our debt by raising the debt ceiling and preparing to renew tax cuts for millionaires that will deliver $4.5 trillion in debt! - PROMISE KEPT!
added 17 million jobs! (actually, Biden did that but we’re stealing the credit) - PROMISE KEPT!
bullied gay and trans Americans because they are gay and trans! - PROMISE KEPT!
fired government employees who make sure drugs, food additives and medical devices are safe - PROMISE KEPT!
removed our pandemic defenses again! - PROMISE KEPT!
thanked veterans for their service to our country by firing 1,000 people at the VA and planning to cut 80,000 more! - PROMISE KEPT!
Gave access to our personal records to a teenager whose work history includes getting fired for leaking company secrets to a competitor! - PROMISE KEPT!
fired hundreds of disaster relief employees during massive disaster recovery efforts in North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and Virginia - PROMISE KEPT!
rooted out fraud and corruption by firing investigators of fraud and corruption! - PROMISE KEPT!
defied commands by that idiot Jesus Christ by being cruel to migrants, even though it means going straight to hell! - PROMISE KEPT!
allowed federal contractors to discriminate on the basis of race again! - PROMISE KEPT!
renamed the U.S.-Mexico border the U.S.-U.S. border! - PROMISE KEPT!
convinced Putin to stop Russian state-controlled media from showing pictures of Melania engaged in XXX hot girl-girl action! - PROMISE KEPT!
changed the name of Mexican jumping beans to American jumping beans! - PROMISE KEPT!
USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA! . USA!
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"We are all gonna die." --Senator Joni Ernst