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21 May 2025, 6:22 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Hamburger apologia be like:

There are only two options for what to have for dinner: something or nothing. We need to eat, therefore we cannot eat nothing, therefore we're going to have hamburgers for dinner. How did I jump from something to hamburgers? I already explained that, we can't eat nothing, therefore it has to be hamburgers.

That makes a lot of sense. However, it neglects one central issue:


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22 May 2025, 11:50 am

TwilightPrincess wrote:
That makes a lot of sense. However, it neglects one central issue:



I was raised in a cheese-on-burgers family, I'll be buried in a cheese-on-burgers cemetery gosh dang it. Are burgers without cheese even real burgers? :lol:


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22 May 2025, 12:35 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
That makes a lot of sense. However, it neglects one central issue:



Are burgers without cheese even real burgers? :lol:

I’d say: no! :P


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23 May 2025, 12:23 pm

Many Jews will not eat cheeseburgers.


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24 May 2025, 3:27 pm

A new Pokémon is brought back from extinction after hundreds of thousands of years and it's name is...oh dear. Let the debating over the fate of this Pokémon's life begin.


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24 May 2025, 3:43 pm

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Many Jews will not eat cheeseburgers.


Proof that superstitions reduce people's quality of life.


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25 May 2025, 12:36 pm



“I bet you don’t even let fear override your ability to empathize with those different from you… cringe.”
—the right wing, basically


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26 May 2025, 2:47 pm

The left: Let's not eat poop, mmkay.
The right: We need to eat all the poop.
Enlightened centrists: You guys are exactly the same. Maybe we should just eat some poop. Why can't you compromise?


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Elon reserved a seat for Stephen Miller.


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31 May 2025, 9:30 am

With Trump Always Chickens Out becoming the new popular mocking phrase against the Trump administration, President Trump may have to ban all Mexican food and Tex Mex cuisine in the same vein as Xi Jinping who banned Winnie The Pooh after being mocked that he looks just like Pooh Bear.

All Mexican Restaurants, Taco Bells, And Chipotle's will have to close nationwide.


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