Why do Fundies have such a HUGE Persecution Complex?
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So then it is similarly impossible for unrepentant bacon-eaters and beard-shavers to get into Heaven. At least they won't be running out of room up there anytime soon.
Oh yes, right, the whole kosher laws and appearance is so equivalent to moral issues.
It's about cleanliness, not appearance. If you were God, would you want to hang around with a bunch of people who smelled like pigs? Of course not!
It's still not equivalent to morality. The outward appearance is irrelevant if what's inside is rotten.
where you put your dick is also a cleanliness issue.
I think you have a quirk where morality only means sexual morality.
do you love your enemies or pray for them that spitefully use you?
have you sold all you have and given it to the beggars?
would you?
Do you refuse to swear oaths?
Every religious person has bits they do and swathes they don't follow
in the text. But this Gay thing is very important God said it twice.
The man upstairs said 14 times not to charge interest.
Why no constitutional amendment against bankers?
And how many times do both testaments call for caring for the poor? And yet, sh*****g on gays apparently is more important to fundies than taking care of the down and out.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
Here is Jesse Ventura on gays in the military
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iydOup5gxbY[/youtube]
He has a good point--imagine if 95% of the men turned gay, then those of us who are die-hard hetero might find life as pleasurable in the USA as he did in the Philippines.
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Oh, and also 1st Corinthians 6:9-10, Deuteronomy 22:5, 23:17, and the previous. You asked for citations, apparently to twist and dismiss because its not to your liking, but so long as you keep bothering to care about what the Bible has to say I will keep telling you what it says.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iydOup5gxbY[/youtube]
He has a good point--imagine if 95% of the men turned gay, then those of us who are die-hard hetero might find life as pleasurable in the USA as he did in the Philippines.
Jesse Ventura is indeed the man!
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
Why no constitutional amendment against bankers?
Not charging interest applies to personal loans. It does not apply to business investments where one hopes to get a return on money invested. Which leads to how Orthodox Jews and Muslims get around the "no interest" rule. Instead of lending someone money for business purposes, form a partnership with him. If the business is profitable let him buy you out at what you invested in the partnership plus half the profits which are yours by right.
ruveyn
There is a work-around to just about everything, isn't there?
Gee, listen to yourself sometime...
I think that the only crime that lacks a work-around is blaspheming the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit can even hear your thoughts, and if you even think something incorrect about his place in the trinity, then it is off to the lake of fire and sulphur for you. There is no work around. Even the Apostles' Creed and Nicene Creed are very circumspect when it comes to belief in the Holy Spirit. On the other hand, if the Pneumatomachi were correct, then it is nearly all Christians who are doomed.
In all 4 gospels, Jesus preaches vehemently against divorce. Newt Gingrich has divorced two of his wives. What is the work-around, that allows him to show his face in a Catholic church?
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Why no constitutional amendment against bankers?
Not charging interest applies to personal loans. It does not apply to business investments where one hopes to get a return on money invested. Which leads to how Orthodox Jews and Muslims get around the "no interest" rule. Instead of lending someone money for business purposes, form a partnership with him. If the business is profitable let him buy you out at what you invested in the partnership plus half the profits which are yours by right.
ruveyn
There is a work-around to just about everything, isn't there?
Gee, listen to yourself sometime...
I think that the only crime that lacks a work-around is blaspheming the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit can even hear your thoughts, and if you even think something incorrect about his place in the trinity, then it is off to the lake of fire and sulphur for you. There is no work around. Even the Apostles' Creed and Nicene Creed are very circumspect when it comes to belief in the Holy Spirit. On the other hand, if the Pneumatomachi were correct, then it is nearly all Christians who are doomed.
In all 4 gospels, Jesus preaches vehemently against divorce. Newt Gingrich has divorced two of his wives. What is the work-around, that allows him to show his face in a Catholic church?
Why do you even think that I care about Newt Gingrich? Because he's a republican? Do you just roll dice and decide "and now I will talk about this!"?
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Why no constitutional amendment against bankers?
Not charging interest applies to personal loans. It does not apply to business investments where one hopes to get a return on money invested. Which leads to how Orthodox Jews and Muslims get around the "no interest" rule. Instead of lending someone money for business purposes, form a partnership with him. If the business is profitable let him buy you out at what you invested in the partnership plus half the profits which are yours by right.
ruveyn
There is a work-around to just about everything, isn't there?
Gee, listen to yourself sometime...
I think that the only crime that lacks a work-around is blaspheming the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit can even hear your thoughts, and if you even think something incorrect about his place in the trinity, then it is off to the lake of fire and sulphur for you. There is no work around. Even the Apostles' Creed and Nicene Creed are very circumspect when it comes to belief in the Holy Spirit. On the other hand, if the Pneumatomachi were correct, then it is nearly all Christians who are doomed.
In all 4 gospels, Jesus preaches vehemently against divorce. Newt Gingrich has divorced two of his wives. What is the work-around, that allows him to show his face in a Catholic church?
Why do you even think that I care about Newt Gingrich? Because he's a republican? Do you just roll dice and decide "and now I will talk about this!"?
Well, it does seem...
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
I suppose the counter-quote comes from Ecclesiastes 8
Furthermore, Paul is now placing homosexuals and adulterers on the same level with mere fornicators. The counter-quote being
It doesn't say that they can't get into Heaven. Indeed, nothing from Deuteronomy says anything about getting into Heaven. It just says what Jewish fashions should be.
This obviously applies only to Jews. It shuts Jewish women off from a lucrative profession, meaning that Israel has to import lots of non-Jewish prostitutes from the former USSR.
And, okay, Jews can't do anal.
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I suppose the counter-quote comes from Ecclesiastes 8
Furthermore, Paul is now placing homosexuals and adulterers on the same level with mere fornicators. The counter-quote being
It doesn't say that they can't get into Heaven. Indeed, nothing from Deuteronomy says anything about getting into Heaven. It just says what Jewish fashions should be.
This obviously applies only to Jews. It shuts Jewish women off from a lucrative profession, meaning that Israel has to import lots of non-Jewish prostitutes from the former USSR.
And, okay, Jews can't do anal.
Jews really can't take it up the poo chute?
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
Okay, I hereby demand that you demonstrate the error in biblical inerrancy with SEVEN instances of problematic passages.
LOL. I know that's a joke, but the contest is pretty easily won.
Honestly, I am still going to have to say that 'keet is mostly dealing with a bit of a anti-fundie wank-fest. The problem with the focus of the criticisms is that they are very focused on complicated issues, and often the aim is at taking passages too literally when they don't have to be taken in that manner. It's not productive, and honestly, he probably should just call a spade a spade.
I did have a good w*k today, thank you very much.
Fundamentalism isn't committed to any specific hermeneutic like that. In fact, some have criticized fundamentalism as lacking a hermeneutic, but rather just reasoning to a favored conclusion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_literalism
The Chicago Statement on Biblical Inerrancy makes for some fun reading:
http://65.175.91.69/Reformation_net/COR ... ldview.pdf
You have to look into what is really meant by "literalism".
"The essence of this approach focuses upon the author's intent as the primary meaning of the text."
"Literal interpretation does place emphasis upon the referential aspect of the words or terms in the text. It does not, however, mean a complete denial of literary aspects, genre, or figures of speech within the text (e.g., parable, allegory, simile, or metaphor).[5] Also literalism does not necessarily lead to total and complete agreement upon one single interpretation for any given passage."
What this means is that so long as they can make an argument as to what the author "really" meant in the historical context, etc, then anything can be argued for, and there are ongoing debates within fundamentalists on whether a particular interpretation is taking the Bible literally enough.
The long and the short of it is that this stuff gets complicated quickly, just like talking about the extended Star Wars Universe, comic books, and stuff like that.
The Catholic persecution comment never happened. Gingrich isn't a serious Christian anyway. He's been married three times (left his first wife on her death bed and cheated on his second wife with his future third wife) and he's a total narcissist in love with power. His conversion to Catholicism was a cynical attempt at reinventing himself. He's trying to change his imagine so that the Evangelical wing of the GOP will accept him, but it isn't working. Everyone knows that he's phony. The Rick Perry ad was moronic but it hasn't resonated with voters. His poll numbers have been dismal for months. The ad was a reflection of his own mentality not the voters. None of this proves anything about so-called fundies.
