This happened in my Intro to Marxism class on Tuesday

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Declension
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15 Feb 2012, 3:10 am

artrat wrote:
The satire was quite funny and it could offend both the right and the left.


Um... how?

I am struggling to understand how it could offend a leftwinger.



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15 Feb 2012, 3:16 am

Declension wrote:
artrat wrote:
The satire was quite funny and it could offend both the right and the left.


Um... how?

I am struggling to understand how it could offend a leftwinger.


If it flies over their head.



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15 Feb 2012, 1:30 pm

Subotai wrote:
Declension wrote:
artrat wrote:
The satire was quite funny and it could offend both the right and the left.


Um... how?

I am struggling to understand how it could offend a leftwinger.


If it flies over their head.


And poops on it.



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15 Feb 2012, 2:02 pm

Comment: Subject: Capitalism vs Socialism

Interesting way to explain the difference

Think about this...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single
student, but had once failed an entire class.

The class (students) insisted that socialism worked since no one would be
poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said,
"OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism."

"All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so
no one will fail and no one will receive an A."

After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The
students who had studied hard were upset while the students who had
studied very little were happy.

But, as the second test rolled around, the students who had studied little
studied even less and the ones who had studied hard decided that since
they couldn't make an A, they also studied less. The second Test average
was a D.

No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average grade was an
F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling, all resulted
in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else.

To their great surprise all failed. The professor told them that socialism
would ultimately fail because the harder people try to succeed the greater
their reward (capitalism) but when a government takes all the reward
away (socialism) no one will try or succeed.



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15 Feb 2012, 2:25 pm

LibertarianAS wrote:
Comment: Subject: Capitalism vs Socialism

Interesting way to explain the difference

Think about this...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single
student, but had once failed an entire class.

The class (students) insisted that socialism worked since no one would be
poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said,
"OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism."

"All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so
no one will fail and no one will receive an A."

After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The
students who had studied hard were upset while the students who had
studied very little were happy.

But, as the second test rolled around, the students who had studied little
studied even less and the ones who had studied hard decided that since
they couldn't make an A, they also studied less. The second Test average
was a D.

No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average grade was an
F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling, all resulted
in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else.

To their great surprise all failed. The professor told them that socialism
would ultimately fail because the harder people try to succeed the greater
their reward (capitalism) but when a government takes all the reward
away (socialism) no one will try or succeed.


Derp what a cool story bro!


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15 Feb 2012, 2:25 pm

LibertarianAS wrote:
Comment: Subject: Capitalism vs Socialism

Interesting way to explain the difference

Think about this...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single
student, but had once failed an entire class.

The class (students) insisted that socialism worked since no one would be
poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said,
"OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism."

"All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so
no one will fail and no one will receive an A."

After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The
students who had studied hard were upset while the students who had
studied very little were happy.

But, as the second test rolled around, the students who had studied little
studied even less and the ones who had studied hard decided that since
they couldn't make an A, they also studied less. The second Test average
was a D.

No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average grade was an
F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling, all resulted
in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else.

To their great surprise all failed. The professor told them that socialism
would ultimately fail because the harder people try to succeed the greater
their reward (capitalism) but when a government takes all the reward
away (socialism) no one will try or succeed.


Machines are the only way socialism can work, but we don't have those machines yet.



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15 Feb 2012, 4:54 pm

shrox wrote:
Subotai wrote:
Declension wrote:
artrat wrote:
The satire was quite funny and it could offend both the right and the left.


Um... how?

I am struggling to understand how it could offend a leftwinger.


If it flies over their head.


And poops on it.


As does the eagle of liberty.



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15 Feb 2012, 5:21 pm

LibertarianAS wrote:
Comment: Subject: Capitalism vs Socialism

Interesting way to explain the difference

Think about this...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single
student, but had once failed an entire class.

The class (students) insisted that socialism worked since no one would be
poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said,
"OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism."

"All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so
no one will fail and no one will receive an A."

After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The
students who had studied hard were upset while the students who had
studied very little were happy.

But, as the second test rolled around, the students who had studied little
studied even less and the ones who had studied hard decided that since
they couldn't make an A, they also studied less. The second Test average
was a D.

No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average grade was an
F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling, all resulted
in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else.

To their great surprise all failed. The professor told them that socialism
would ultimately fail because the harder people try to succeed the greater
their reward (capitalism) but when a government takes all the reward
away (socialism) no one will try or succeed.


yay another throwback to the great days of black and white thinking :P

in reality though no one uses any one ideology exclusively and doing so would only limit oneself and the society one is a part of.


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15 Feb 2012, 7:18 pm

Declension wrote:
artrat wrote:
The satire was quite funny and it could offend both the right and the left.


Um... how?

I am struggling to understand how it could offend a leftwinger.

It was in a Marxist class and Marxists are left-wing. They mentioned bowing down to Carl Marx which is offensive to a socialist which is the far-left.


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