your favorite conspiracy theory?

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Then if that's the case, I must remember to tuck my bottom teeth in while smiling.

^^And no shape shifting around the humans,they are not as tasty when frightened.

I'll try to remember that.

Or if they are consuming large amounts of flies.

Most conspiracy theories are ridiculous,
however I consider only a few of the following to be ridiculous beyond belief:

1.} The CIA worked with Cuba to carry out JFK's assassination.

2.} Elvis is still alive and is living in a bunker somewhere in the US South.

3.} The Ancient Egyptian pyramids were giant electrical outlets.

4.} Chemtrails are real.

5.} Autism isn't real.

6.} The US government knew about Area 51 well before it was acknowledged in 2000.

7.} Anyone who holds a position of power is a shape-shifting alien.

8.} The name "William Shakespeare" was a pen name for someone else.

9.} The Moon landings were faked.

10.} Everything is a conspiracy.

I've never heard the argument that the CIA had worked with Cuba to kill Kennedy. The theory I'm familiar with is that the CIA, who had worked with right wing Cuban exiles to get rid of Castro (which is historically correct), used the same bunch to hit Kennedy.

Conspiracy theories that could be considered to be true-

1. MKULTRA

2. Agent Orange

3. Engineered economic recessions

4. The american government planning false flag attacks on behalf of the Cuban Government to justify invading Cuba.

5. IBM had ties with the Nazi party.

All of these conspiracy theories are true.

Some folks believe in contradictory theories.

Many of the same folks who believe in the faked moon landing also believe in 'suppressed technology'.


We were able to get a 2000 ton navy destroyer, and its crew, to time travel back and forth by several days back in 1943. But we did NOT have the technology to land a man on the Moon in 1969! So we had to fake the latter by shooting a movie of it in the back lot of a Hollywood studio.

I was once told that Mrs. Kennedy was the actual shooter of her husband,
President John F. Kennedy.

What benefit would Mrs. Kennedy have given herself from killing her own husband?

Meaning she literally shot him while sitting next to him? Funny how the Zapruder film doesn't show any of that.
Or does this theory have it that she had had the shooting arranged? The question to that is: why? Over Marylin Monroe? Or the other countless women he screwed? Conspiracy theories or not, that's just pushing the envelope more than a little too much.

Onassis was behind it.

Now I am about 50-50 split between believing the official explanation and the conspiracy theory explanation of the CIA assassination of JFK. The CIA has overthrown democratically elected leaders of other countries. John F. Kennedy disliked the CIA for misleading him into committing to the Bay of Pigs. He authorized the CIA to overthrow the Diem Regime in South Vietnam after receiving a promise that Ngo Dinh Diem would be allowed to live in exile and was angered when they did not follow his orders. He told people around him that he wanted to shutter the CIA into several pieces. Before he can take action he is shot dead.

I'm more partial to the notion that the assassination had been carried out by people on the CIA's payroll as contract agents and contacts with affiliations with organized crime or the Cuban exile or American paramilitary right wing, who were not regular CIA, but who had carried out the ground level operations against Castro's Cuba. We know the names of such Anti-Castro extremists/CIA contract personnel such as David Ferrie, Guy Bannister, Eladio DeValle, and others who had had associations with Lee Harvey Oswald, and who had been known to be rabidly Anti-Kennedy. If such CIA individuals were in fact behind the assassination, then it wouldn't be a great leap of faith in believing that the CIA had frantically sought to cover up the conspiracy in order to cover their own asses.

My favourite is Trotskyist Sanderism!

Trotskyist-Sanderism is the beleif that Colonel Sanders and Trotsky are the same person, there are varying views on Trotskys ultimate goal with KFC.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/group.php?groupid=931

You know, being that Trotsky had f****d Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, then that means Colonel Sanders did too!

I was watching an episode of Doomsday Bunkers on Netflix and they had a customer who strongly believed that the government was controlling the whether through satellites. That's the kind of paranoia that keeps the Doomsday Bunker folk in business.

Also the classic "gays cause tornadoes".