michel wrote:
Much better question: is having brown eyes a bad thing?
It is widely known that only those with blue eyes will go through the gates of Heaven.
All people with brown eyes are gross, filthy, immoral and repugnant. I can't even imagine brown eyed people holding hands or even worse, kissing, how repulsive!
In the Bible, Jesus said "Brown eyed people shalt not lie with other brown eyed people, for brown eyed people are inherently flawed and are destined to go to hell straight away, without passing "GO". And to prove it I have sent AIDS to the world in an attempt to kill all remnants of brown eyed people!"
And to think that now, brown eyed people have the nerve, the nerve!, to want to get married and have the same rights as blue eyed people, that is total, utter madness! I mean, these people have brown eyes, come on! They shouldn't have any rights at all! What's next? A brown eyed person as president???
Frankly, I don't even want any brown eyed people near me, not in my neighborhood, and certainly not in my church. Why, if you let any brown eyed people near our children, they'll surely try to recruit our pure blue eyed children and somehow change their blue eyes to brown. I've heard about this on the Evangelical Channel, it can happen to our bluest eyed children!
Be careful, and do not succumb to temptation, let the brown eyed people perish and let us blue eyed people flourish in the glory of God!
----As a homosexual who can't change his orientation anymore than you can change the true color of your eyes, this is what I keep hearing all around me. Charming and oh so loving, huh?
Yes, especisally the way you put it.