pandabear wrote:
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/cant-miss-moment-bristol-palin/17wl5ijrs?q=bristol+palin&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=MSNRLL>1=42008
It turns out that Bristol Palin was *gasp* DRUNK when she first committed fornication, and she was under 17!
Per the Bible, Mama Grizzly really should have compelled that boy to marry her.
Pity poor Bristol. How is she ever going to find a decent man who will marry her, now?
They both really should have been stoned to death.
I THINK - though I am no expert - you were doing a better job faking being a Conservative than your current fake pseudo-literalist Christian. You don't really know enough.
Try this out on your Christian simulation: [I decided to go Douay this time instead of King Jimmy. I am nothing if not eclecgtic]:
AND Jesus went unto mount Olivet. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came to him, and sitting down he taught them. And the scribes and the Pharisees bring unto him a woman taken in adultery: and they set her in the midst, And said to him: Master, this woman was even now taken in adultery. Now Moses in the law commanded us to stone such a one. But what sayest thou? And this they said tempting him, that they might accuse him. But Jesus bowing himself down, wrote with his finger on the ground. When therefore they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said to them: He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again stooping down, he wrote on the ground. But they hearing this, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest. And Jesus alone remained, and the woman standing in the midst. Then Jesus lifting up himself, said to her: Woman, where are they that accused thee? Hath no man condemned thee? Who said: No man, Lord. And Jesus said: Neither will I condemn thee. Go, and now sin no more.
The woman who was caught in adultery, and not consequently condemned, did not go on to become a famous spokeswoman for adultery. We don't even know her name.
Miss Palin, on the other hand, is cashing in on her sin. Making beaucoup bucks for bragging about how she got drunk (at the age of 16 or less!! !) and committed fornication, not once, but multiple times!
For all we know, this harlot may be continuing to fornicate. She certainly hasn't formally renounced drunkenness and fornication.