ruveyn wrote:
DarthMetaKnight wrote:
We just need to get rid of democracy. Democracy doesn't work. The best system is gerontocracy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerontocracy HAIL THE OLD PEOPLEA geezerocracy? The rule of the senile? ruveyn
Back in my day, we had to walk ten miles just to cast a ballot, and we liked it! The fresh air, the pretty girls, and the street vendors made it all worthwhile. There was this one street vendor who sold nothing but apple pies, which we called Patriot Pies, because there was nothing French about 'em! Speaking of crusty fruits, my former boss called the other day to tell me that he found the Watercress file. But I never liked salad anyway, so I told him to take it back and bring me a steak, rare, like a smile from my ex-wife, may the worms take her. I prefer dry flies, but live bait will catch fish just as well, and there are many more fish in the sea, which every sailor knows, but a girl in every port isn't just a rumor, I'm telling you, when our ship pulled into Oklahoma City, it was two girls for every boy, and we used to ride our surfboards to work, uphill, and both ways, but don't think for a moment that we were all sissy boys, we was all getting our fair share, and then some, in spite of what Hoover might have wanted otherwise, him and his g-men snooping around and trying to dig up dirt on Kennedy. So what if he was banging Monroe? Who wasn't back then? I'm telling you, when that skirt flew up, every man-jack stood at attention and saluted, because that's what every red-blooded American boy was supposed to do, because Marilyn was the New Lady Liberty, which meant freedom, which is democracy, and that's why we vote!
Now, gitt offah mah lawn!