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20 Jan 2013, 9:20 pm

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I just came across a really good one, which is the plot of the new Devil May Cry reboot.

The world is controlled by demons who love in a parallel reality called Limbo. In our world, the Demon King takes the form of a banker who controls world leaders by threatening to destroy their countries' economies.

Fox News is a demon-controlled propaganda station, and Bill O'Reilly is a demon in human form. The "terrorists" that Bill O'Reilly rants about are actually an underground organisation attempting to overthrow the Demon King, and their "terrorist attacks" are actually the real-world impact of their battles against demons in Limbo.

Popular energy drinks are spiked with a mind-control chemical which is harvested from the vomit of an ancient succubus.


Fox News and Bill O'Reilly really demons? That's actually a conspiracy theory I could get behind!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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20 Jan 2013, 9:39 pm

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There is finite amount of preservered vomit from the ancient succubus.

Thats why I invested my life savings to corner the market,and will soon be rolling in dough from the energy drink manufacturers.

Yeah, there's only so much Jack-In-The-Box you can feed her before she kills everyone present and flies off.



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20 Jan 2013, 9:41 pm

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Here is what scripture has to say about Ishmael:


Genesis 16:12
He will be a wild ass of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers."

Bango, Bingo, right on the mark, yes?

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And you quote Genesis before taking punts on the stock market too?



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20 Jan 2013, 9:47 pm

ripped wrote:
ruveyn wrote:

Here is what scripture has to say about Ishmael:


Genesis 16:12
He will be a wild ass of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers."

Bango, Bingo, right on the mark, yes?

ruveyn


And you quote Genesis before taking punts on the stock market too?


Not at all. That quote from Genesis happens to fit the facts, doesn't it?

ruveyn



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20 Jan 2013, 9:47 pm

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Because while those Christian guys came in peace and humility, Mohamed and his followers were major asskickers who didn't know the meaning of the word peace. That sort of thing appeals to peoples whose religion and culture revolve around the sword.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


The words of the prophets are one. The first word is peace.
You cannot unite nations and found empires of faith in any other way.



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21 Jan 2013, 12:07 am

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You don't have to break the law to get charged for something. :lol:
We can arrange that also............
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Didn't think of that. Where's my Seekers CD?
Oh I remember now..... iT"S IN MY HEAD!!



And soon we will be too.............muhahahahahahaha






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21 Jan 2013, 2:17 am

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For the record, both Jews and Muslims are the sons and daughters of Abraham. Born of the one God and branches of the one tree.


Yes. But Ishmael was Abraham's bastard child born unto Hagar, the Egyptian, Sarah's handmaid.

Isaac was Abraham's rightful son, born unto his -wife- Sarah.

Here is what scripture has to say about Ishmael:


Genesis 16:12
He will be a wild ass of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers."

Bango, Bingo, right on the mark, yes?

ruveyn


And I refer you to the story of the Prodigal Son.



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21 Jan 2013, 2:19 am

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! ! :shaking2:

Quade!



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21 Jan 2013, 3:04 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:
BlackSabre7 wrote:
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! ! :shaking2:

Quade!





Errrrr, I don't know what that means. The urban dictionary online offers several meanings including:
-bootylicious
-a tool
-something about really big boobs
-something abut a football player screwing up



So which is it? Is it bootylicious" Is it? IS IT? It's bootylicious, isn't it?
HOW DID YOU KNOW??! ! :bounce:



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21 Jan 2013, 3:08 am

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techstepgenr8tion wrote:
BlackSabre7 wrote:
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! ! :shaking2:

Quade!





Errrrr, I don't know what that means. The urban dictionary online offers several meanings including:
-bootylicious
-a tool
-something about really big boobs
-something abut a football player screwing up



So which is it? Is it bootylicious" Is it? IS IT? It's bootylicious, isn't it?
HOW DID YOU KNOW??! ! :bounce:

:facepalm:

Total Recall



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21 Jan 2013, 3:08 am

Or maybe it's about my boobs, in which case:
HOW DID YOU KNOW??! ! :bounce: :bounce:



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21 Jan 2013, 3:10 am

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Or maybe it's about my boobs, in which case:
HOW DID YOU KNOW??! ! :bounce: :bounce:

Sure, its about boobs.



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21 Jan 2013, 3:13 am

I KNEW IT!! :twisted:



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21 Jan 2013, 8:50 am

^^^^^^^^^we know everything.................


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24 Jan 2013, 2:37 pm

Another, not a favorite actually. It drives me bananas because of how many people believe it without a shred of evidence. Actually it's a whole family of conspiracy theories, all about shadow governments, especially those with a New Age or channeled source as the whole basis of the "theory." It makes me question the intelligence of a few people that I care about. Why do we (people) swallow this stuff? It expands into the Zecharia Sitchn materials about hidden planets, and alien intervention in human affairs, UFO coverups and so forth. It's mind blowing how much material there is, that all just seems to come out of people's imaginations.

I am fascinated by crop circles, myself, but beautiful as they are they seem to flip some sort of switch in people's brains that turns them into New Age conspiracy chasing zombies. ;)


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24 Jan 2013, 4:21 pm

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Another, not a favorite actually. It drives me bananas because of how many people believe it without a shred of evidence. Actually it's a whole family of conspiracy theories, all about shadow governments, especially those with a New Age or channeled source as the whole basis of the "theory." It makes me question the intelligence of a few people that I care about. Why do we (people) swallow this stuff? It expands into the Zecharia Sitchn materials about hidden planets, and alien intervention in human affairs, UFO coverups and so forth. It's mind blowing how much material there is, that all just seems to come out of people's imaginations.

From a pedestrian walkby you'd think people are high on something who wouldn't pass it off as patent absurdity on a knee-jerk reflex but, if you ever have the time to really research deeper metaphysics and theosophy, the UFO phemonena, psychedellics, etc.. it gets a lot clearer as to how and why its compelling.

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I am fascinated by crop circles, myself, but beautiful as they are they seem to flip some sort of switch in people's brains that turns them into New Age conspiracy chasing zombies. ;)
You'd have to research those too. The going take is that its not a UFO phenomena causing that but rather the world getting 'hotter' in certain energetic senses (possibly the some 7 billion people) and having things break through the veil of their own accord.