Oooh! Ooohh! Call on me call on me (waving hand frantically)
Xerxes!! ! King of Persia! Esther's husband! AKA Ahasuerus.
(Damn I was an annoying kid) (still am)

edit in: ratsy tatsy. Kraftiekortie beats me in a photo finish 
edit in again: so moving right along - Absalom, Absalom, my son my son. (Although I could go with Ahasuerus and be a REALLY annoying kid).
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"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people," said the man. "You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
-- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!