Why do people still practice Magick?

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02 Jun 2019, 9:30 am

I joined a couple of churches in my late teens and got dunked in baptismal water...actually quite an experience...

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02 Jun 2019, 9:33 am

cyberdad wrote:

I joined a couple of churches in my late teens and got dunked in baptismal water...actually quite an experience...

I was baptized at 15. It was awkward because a crowd was watching me and clapped afterwards. Some, including my mom, cried. I felt self conscious.

I have lots of pictures of it.

The water was nice and warm, though.

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02 Jun 2019, 9:34 am

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:35 am

One of the baptisms involved sitting in a bathtub at the back of the church with a crowd of 40 people being nearly drowned as my head was pushed underwater.

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02 Jun 2019, 9:35 am

I was Christened/Baptised in my teens - I crossed my fingers behind my back just in case :twisted:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:36 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

I'll probably see you there buddy :wink:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:36 am

Btw I worship Cthulhu. :mrgreen:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:37 am

I actually like the taste of holy water...sweet

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02 Jun 2019, 9:38 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

Btw I worship Cthulhu. :mrgreen:

cool!

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02 Jun 2019, 9:39 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

Isn't that the thing about God though , it doesn't matter to him if you a complete heathen as long as you repent before you die - or am I getting that wrong.

If hell scares you , just repent before your croak :lol:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:46 am

SaveFerris wrote:

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

Holmer Simpson: "Why can't I worship God in my own way? By praying like hell on my death bed?"

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02 Jun 2019, 9:50 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

Holmer Simpson: "Why can't I worship God in my own way? By praying like hell on my death bed?"

Maybe I got my religious facts from the Simpsons :lol:

Save Me Jebus :heart:

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02 Jun 2019, 9:51 am

That'll work

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02 Jun 2019, 9:51 am

SaveFerris wrote:

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

I was never baptized. I guess I was raised a heathen, so I'm going straight to hell when I die. :twisted:

Holmer Simpson: "Why can't I worship God in my own way? By praying like hell on my death bed?"

Maybe I got my religious facts from the Simpsons :lol:

Save Me Jebus :heart:

mmmmm Jebus

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02 Jun 2019, 9:53 am

Lol Jebus... blasphemy is hilarious! :lol:

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02 Jun 2019, 10:10 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:

Lol Jebus... blasphemy is hilarious! :lol:

Yeah , the victimless crime :lol:

You might like this song then , I loves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ky9dsrUQI

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