What's the craziest conspiracy theory you believe/entertain

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08 Aug 2021, 1:13 pm

The tin hatters, the paranoids, the conspiracy theorists, of the world....

They are ALL in cahoots.

In one big massive conspiracy.


And they are ALL out to get ME!! !!

I know it!



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08 Aug 2021, 1:20 pm

I did believe in the Russia gate conspiracy theory for about ten minutes. But after doing research on the topic, I learned it was a big pile of BS.


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08 Aug 2021, 1:30 pm

Family freinds house lived nextdoor to these high power line towers . And so they would see
this neighbour of theirs , that used to actually wear a pyramid shaped tinfoil hat and walk under
these huge high power powerlines For part of a few evenings everyweek.
Always wondered what his thoughts were about ,when he did this.


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09 Aug 2021, 1:36 am

When I was younger I believed in the New World Order conspiracy theory. I believed in most aspects of it such as thinking most politicians worshipped satan, there are sexual and satanic subliminal messages in movies, tv shows and songs, 9/11 was an inside job, etc.

I guess it wasn't too bad since I didn't believe in some of the more nutty parts of it such as aliens, lizard people, flat earth, etc.

Thank god those days are over.



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09 Aug 2021, 9:48 am

but " I want to believe" X files . :|


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13 Aug 2021, 11:48 pm

I believe that Jonbenet Ramsey was murdered by...."a small foreign faction".

And that they were the same bunch who just recently attacked the My Pillow guy.



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14 Aug 2021, 12:50 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
The tin hatters, the paranoids, the conspiracy theorists, of the world....

They are ALL in cahoots.

In one big massive conspiracy.


And they are ALL out to get ME!! ! !

I know it!


That's... not a bad conspiracy. A vast, malicious social engineering project to get the whole world believing in impossible things and terrified of imaginary foes. The greater mass of conspiracy-believing sheeple will then be easy to manipulate as the true enemy lures them into self-destruction and slavery. We are already halfway there.


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14 Aug 2021, 1:10 pm

On a more modest scale, in darker moments I suspect that the Conservative Party has been deliberately trashing the British economy for the past eleven years. They know that the British public tend to vote Conservative when times are hard, and are more willing to take a punt on Labour when things are looking up. So it's not in the party's best interests to ever let the economy recover. In this theory, the reason George Osborne was never sacked for his abysmal performance as Chancellor is that he was doing exactly what he'd been told to. One custom-made triple-dip recession for you, Sir. Ditto for Lansley's systematic running down of the health services: nothing says "hard times" like lying in a hospital corridor for hours, plus your brainwashed voters will find a way to blame it on "immigrants". Sabotaging the benefits system: beggars in the street = hard times = vote Tory. The fact that all these problems only started after the Tories took power is lost on most people. The only way out of this loop is if the Government accidentally let things recover, as John Major did in the '90s.

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14 Aug 2021, 11:59 pm

I believe that Nixon may of been motivated by Vietnam when he took us off the gold standard in August of 1971 making the U.S. Dollar a fiat currency.I dont know if i believe this or not but i kind of think the Big Investment banks could of caused the housing crash and 2008 recession to buy assets on the cheap as benefit of all the crazy morgage backed securities and deriviates.I also think the Drs who declared JFK dead were ordered not to because of his position in power.I dont think Kennedy died at 1 PM central.



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15 Aug 2021, 12:30 am

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I also think the Drs who declared JFK dead were ordered not to because of his position in power.I dont think Kennedy died at 1 PM central.

Uhhh...Idunno man, I saw the video, that bullet looked like it did a lot of damage.
Unless I misunderstand you.


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15 Aug 2021, 1:31 am

SabbraCadabra wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I also think the Drs who declared JFK dead were ordered not to because of his position in power.I dont think Kennedy died at 1 PM central.

Uhhh...Idunno man, I saw the video, that bullet looked like it did a lot of damage.
Unless I misunderstand you.

well i think we may have had a miscommunication......i think the shot hit at about 12:30 PM Central and he was offically declared deceased at Parkland at about 1 PM.I think it took much shorter than 30 minutes to pass away for JFK.Also a lot of it is that the ER staff did all sorts of measures in a hail mary to save him.I also think Oswald did not fire that round.



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15 Aug 2021, 2:42 am

I entertain the idea that if there had been massive voter fraud in 2020 and Trump had won, the media would have done everything in it's power not to tell us. That's as far as I'll venture down that particular rabbit hole


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15 Aug 2021, 9:23 am

Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
SabbraCadabra wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I also think the Drs who declared JFK dead were ordered not to because of his position in power.I dont think Kennedy died at 1 PM central.

Uhhh...Idunno man, I saw the video, that bullet looked like it did a lot of damage.
Unless I misunderstand you.

well i think we may have had a miscommunication......i think the shot hit at about 12:30 PM Central and he was offically declared deceased at Parkland at about 1 PM.I think it took much shorter than 30 minutes to pass away for JFK.Also a lot of it is that the ER staff did all sorts of measures in a hail mary to save him.I also think Oswald did not fire that round.

Rumours at the time , had it , that there were more than one shooters , More than one bullits , were
said to have struck his head.


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15 Aug 2021, 12:22 pm

That we're embodied by a conscious universe that wants to experience the rules and contrasts of embodiment and both validly has unconditional love for us and an incredibly cold way of showing it to us while we're here (that anything can happen to us within the laws of physics). That we don't actually die but go back to that when we breath our last or for short periods when our heartbeats stop or blood stops going to the brain.

I go there because it's been a rinse and repeat product of human experience and I've had my own touch-points with it even if not via NDE. In a way it can actually be scarier in its implications than reductive materialism because it means you'll be going back to eternity on some level and one who might have fear of extinction might have to replace that with fear of dissolving in limitless dimensionality instead.


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