Jospeh: "MARY, I've been away for 8 months with the travelling carpenters fair how can you be pregnant? We are supposed to be getting married next month and you said only use the back door till then"
Mary: "Yeh, well, you see, you remember, bob... "
Joseph: "BOB?, MY BEST FRIEND BOB"
Mary: "did you hear Bob? oh sweetie I said God... yeh, God said he likes your tables so much that he is going to give us a son even though you were away and er.. he will be bril i e n er the saviour of humanity, so yeh, Im still a virgin"
Joseph: "hmmmmmm........ you also smell of frankincense, and what is all this sticky stuff in here?"
Mary: "errrrrr, Ectoplas... er yeh, thats it, Angel Jelly, no Joe don't taste it! You see God's mate the Arch Angel Gabriel gave him a lift, well I say lift, I mean he used his you know.. but we didn't kiss so it doesn't count. Oh yeh, made the locals news, there is going to be someone round from the Bethlehem times later he wants to write a book about it, what harm can it do?"
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