DentArthurDent, slowmutant:
I agree with you two that sometimes freedom of speech goes too far and is abused to spread offensive and hateful vitriol. The fact is freedom of speech never meant being able to say whatever you want without consequence. Frankly, it is just for a man to be pulled out of his country because something he's done would violate a law in some other country had he been there at the time. It is painfully obvious that denying the Holocaust is not only cruelly offensive to the survivors and the families of the victims but also just stupid; it should be punished as much for its stupidity as for its offensiveness (along the lines of the Darwin Awards).
That's why I am proposing Free Enough Speech and mandating you two be the first to be subject to this law. You see, through observation, I have found that a sizable majority for a sizable amount of the time can be contented speaking only within the boundaries of a bland, quotidian kind of speech. You will remain free enough to talk about movies, celebrities, sporting events, the acquisition of material goods, and even talking points the news media has presented you to discuss amongst yourselves. As long as you stay within these boundaries and do not stir things up too much, you'll be just fine. Now let me tell you what you will not be free enough to say:
- To question the collective aspirations of the elite political class of society
- To deny the Holocaust
- To deny absolute equality of human beings in all ways
- To offend others' sensibilities (political, religious, or even just quirky)
- To offend my sensibilities
- To express a dislike of anything chocolate
- To engage in hatespeech
- To engage in doublespeak
Now, I have already found both of you in violation of this new legislation, for hatespeech against free-speech advocates. I am trying to have both of you extradited to the sovereign Realm of NeantHumainia where you will both be sentenced to 20 years hard labor in the gulags. If you speak against this or find it unfair, that is hypocritical and shall double your penalty.