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I copied/pasted this from another site a while back on my blog. What this guy did is pretty funny.

by bef
"My recent experiences have shown that Creationists will believe pretty much anything, so long as it’s not vaguely scientific or logical.

I put in a call to the Word of Faith Christian Center and spoke to a lady who immediately shared my concern when I told her that I had recently heard news of scientists who were creating a magnetic field to stop Jesus from returning to Earth. We prayed together that these scientists be stopped and that atheism be crushed with the full force of God’s hand.

In another call to the Word of Faith Christian Center, I spoke with a man who seemed confused, at first, when I told him that Barack Obama had just admitted to being a Muslim and performing the Salaat, as he hadn’t heard anything about it.
I then told the man that I was calling from Perth in Western Australia, and the conversation went as follows;
“you’re a day ahead of us.. do you guys get news before us sometimes?”
“uh, yeah..”
“so we’ll be hearing about this later? oh what a tremendous revelation that we were deceived!”
Since it had only just happened in Australia (which is “in the future”), he prayed a preventative prayer to stop it happening in the United States.

Creationists, unwilling to accept the fact of evolution, yet willing to believe that the Earth is a giant time machine."

that's for Unreasonable Faith, isn't it? I love that website

Hmm... this is still not as awesome as the creationist who argued that if evolution is true, we'd have a spare sexual organ.

Problem is the vast majority of people who don't believe in Evolution know nothing about it, besides the strawman version their preacher told them or they read about in a book by someone else who knew little or nothing about it (or wrote dishonestly.)

For the banana they don't realize it's nothing like it was in it's original natural form.

If that's what you think then how in the heck do you think started life anyway?

Thats where creationism make much more sence.

Evolution doesn't deal with how life started, cosmology does. Criticizing evolution for not answering that is like criticizing the theory of gravity because it doesn't explain how to make a ham sandwich.

also, theory in science means something different then theory in common usage, like god is a theory.

Yeah for some reason people with barely an 8th grade understanding of science think they know more than PhD's who have been studying it for decades.