Shadowgirl wrote:
Explain yourself?
1. An excruciating nightmare I had while going to church in which I saw my face in the mirror.
2. A subsequent dream in which God called me a loser.
3. Immediately after requesting to talk to God in a grocery store with my grandmother, seeing a T-shirt that says, "You're a Loser."
4. A later dream in which Jesus shot his fingers in the shape of an 'L' in front of a girl's T-shirt as if to reference the above shirt.
5. A dream in which the lyrics 'Nobody loves you' were sung to the tune of 'We Are the Champions' (a song in which the word 'loser' occurs).
6. Matthew 13:47.
7. Luke 6:24.
8. Matthew 5:27.
9. Matthew 5:39.
10. Matthew 6:3.
11. Matthew 13:12.
12. Matthew 10:39.
Please don't make me think of you as a sadist.
If God Were a Bully
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