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20 Apr 2010, 7:45 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/1 ... 43100.html

You can't make this stuff up. It's nuts!

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20 Apr 2010, 7:53 pm

I heard this. He should meet up with Pat Robertson, and they can make a list of which evil acts cause which calamities. That way, we'll know what to avoid.

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20 Apr 2010, 8:26 pm

Thats because the make the earth move :shaking2:

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20 Apr 2010, 8:27 pm

i know a few girls that can shake the room

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21 Apr 2010, 11:59 am

no comment... :lol: :lol:

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21 Apr 2010, 12:20 pm

When they start inserting vaginal sensors instead of using seismographs we'll know they mean business.

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21 Apr 2010, 2:18 pm

Queen Victoria would approve of this message.

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21 Apr 2010, 2:28 pm

What ... like everybody didn't already know this?

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21 Apr 2010, 2:40 pm

Ahhahahahahaha!

Right.

Here we go again with the "Women Are the Root of All Evil" nonsense. How lame.

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21 Apr 2010, 7:02 pm

Element333 wrote:

Ahhahahahahaha!

Right.

Here we go again with the "Women Are the Root of All Evil" nonsense. How lame.

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These dudes in the Muslim world have GOT to realize that without women, there are no little suicide bombers. SOMEBODY has to gestate the little snits. I always wondered why the Taliban didn't just exterminate all the women if they hated them so much. I think it comes down to the fact that women are half of the equation when it comes to reproduction. The weird thing is, two women can reproduce with the help of genetic engineering, but it is MUCH harder for two MEN to do so, as gays in the US are finding out. I guess that's how women have ensured their survival down through the centuries-they're a MUST for the crazy men to carry forward their lunatic ideologies.

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21 Apr 2010, 8:58 pm

Two women can reproduce? Without any male .... imput?

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21 Apr 2010, 10:22 pm

Is this a good enough reason for Iranians not to be permitted nuclear weaponry?

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21 Apr 2010, 11:52 pm

And yes, women can reproduce without a male, ever heard of sperm banks? <.<

oh and if you think that's bad enough, best not to let promiscous women in Iran get the nuclear bomb! :p

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22 Apr 2010, 2:48 am

Damn, the Iranians ought to put this guy in charge of their bomb project; maybe we should make that a condition for lifting sanctions...

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22 Apr 2010, 3:49 am

Dox47 wrote:

Damn, the Iranians ought to put this guy in charge of their bomb project; maybe we should make that a condition for lifting sanctions...

On the contrary. If women can cause earthquakes they don't need atomic bombs. And military agreements have to be made as to how many women are permitted each nation as weapons.

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22 Apr 2010, 11:14 am

phil777 wrote:

And yes, women can reproduce without a male, ever heard of sperm banks? <.<

Thankyou, yes, but....sperm....comes from males. There has to be a male involved in the process somewhere, even if it's "just as a donor to a sperm bank."

Yes?

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