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08 Jun 2010, 9:55 pm

Look, I understand that there has been a recent attempt to revitalize the Dent campaign, an attempt that is fatally flawed from the beginning. One thing that has recently been found out about Dent in the recent minutes is that Dent is a secret Muslim.

This conclusion is based upon a number of facts, such as Dent's Mormon backers:

AG wrote:
He has ... the payroll of swarms of Mormons.


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As I am sure you know, Napoleon Dynamite was produced by Mormons. Just like the anti-gay Proposition 8 in California, the anti-science (pro-Marxist, pro-homeopathy) Dent is being bankrolled by the nefarious Latter-Day Saints! Will you permit the interference of this kind of religious group in the vote for atheistic STRIDENCY?


His adherence to his Marxist beliefs in a manner paralleling the Islamic belief system:

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Dent claims to be a Leninist, and objects to the term "Trotskyist." He believes that Trotsky was a true Leninist and the chosen successor to Lenin, much as Shia Muslims believe Ali was the chosen and righteous successor to Muhammad.


Even outsiders have recognized that it is quite possible that Dent is a muslim:

Sand wrote:
Why are you so sure Dent isn't a Muslim? He could be very devious.


With unbiased analyses showing that this is really the most probable conclusion:

A smart person wrote:
He is a Marxist being propped up by the Latter Day Saints, so y'know... I think that it is the most probable outcome that he is a Muslim, at least based upon a Bayesian analysis of the situation.


Even the Dent campaign recognizes that it is fundamentally dishonest in its approach admitting to having "half-truths and untruths" in each post.

As such, the only thing that we, as responsible PPR members can come to believe about this entire matter is that Dent really is a Muslim with some taint of Marxian cultism in the mix. Dent himself admits that he went to religious services awhile back, but likely he holds back the whole truth so that he can discredit us.

Keeping this in mind, a vote for Dent is a vote for secret theism, and a vote against real atheism. Instead, we need a real atheist, and one who is actually STRIDENT enough to campaign for himself.
(This message has been paid for by concerned llama farmers against Marxist propaganda)



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08 Jun 2010, 10:11 pm

I'm calling it now, Dent was actually born in Mongolia not the US.



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08 Jun 2010, 10:14 pm

This is pure lies from a ZOROASTRIAN bent on destroying science and reason from the inside.

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08 Jun 2010, 10:18 pm

I cited sources. You can actually VERIFY the correctness of this message. Therefore, I have to say that the Dent campaign has sacrificed all rationality for the sake of promoting their Islamo-Marxist agenda.



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08 Jun 2010, 10:20 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
I cited sources. You can actually VERIFY the correctness of this message. Therefore, I have to say that the Dent campaign has sacrificed all rationality for the sake of promoting their Islamo-Marxist agenda.


"The Daily Atheist" is a reputable source.



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08 Jun 2010, 10:23 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
"The Daily Atheist" is a reputable source.

If by "reputable" you mean non-existent, then yes, yes it is. Or what? I mean, just look online, there are a number of "daily atheists", many stopped producing writings a long time ago, and none look into our PPR issues.