Awesomelyglorious is not an Atheist Leader

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Awesomelyglorious, on the payroll of liberal Presbyterians, is planning an accommodationist-Presbyterian campaign to deunify the atheist community. He has rejected Marxists and accused well-known Wrong Planet atheists of being Muslims or Catholics. If you elect Awesomelyglorious Alpha Plus Atheistic Antitheist, he will destroy the Society of the Godless from the inside out.

With about an hour until polls close, we urge you to vote DENTARTHURDENT!

(This message has been paid for by the Grand Coalition of Concerned Atheistic Netizens' Committees for the Drafting of DentArthurDent as Alpha Plus Atheistic Antitheist.)

Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!

Even further, we're better off without Marxists. I mean, do you know what people think when they think "Marxist"? They think "horrible ideology that killed off millions". Even some of the smarter ones will think "pseudo-intellectual cult that WILL NOT DIE OFF". We're better off without Marxists.

That being said, I showed definitively that the people involved were Muslims and Catholics.


Oh, how pointless. You have a coalition of 1 and your efforts don't have a chance of "making a dent".

Since our efforts began, the amount of people choosing DentArthurDent as their first choice has increased 400%. Even if we don't win this year, the groundswell of support generated will propel us to victory next election.

Why would I ever bother paying off a nihilist? You don't believe money exists anyways.

Money exists in our social conventions, however, it is true that there is nothing completely independent of human society that makes money what it is. Rather, different societies value different things, with trade goods originally creating our money, starting off with animals, and moving to metallic currency, and then becoming the current form. Even you have to admit that money is only valuable because everybody else values it, this isn't to say it has value by "faith", but rather it has value from notions about the exchange value of it.