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08 Jun 2010, 10:57 pm

You read it right here, and it is the honest truth on the matter.

You see, in Canada there are pedophiles.

http://www.bclocalnews.com/news/95544149.html

The issue is that even though they found that one pedophile, this one pedophile is not the only pedophile in existence in Canada: "“But he is one man... . You can be sure there are a lot more in the community who are doing the same thing — or worse.”"

Now, Master_Pedant is another Canadian, and thus he could be doing the same thing. And if he could be doing this, then he probably is. If he probably is, then he almost certain is. Now, given that Master_Pedant is a pedophile, we have to recognize that there is a certain organization KNOWN for its pedophilia. That's right, the Catholic church. Given that Master_Pedant is a pedophile, it is almost certain that he MUST be a Catholic. So, think about that for a second, people of PPR. If Master_Pedant is a Catholic, who is to say that this isn't a Catholic scheme?

After all, Islam itself IS a Catholic scheme as even a simple-minded conservative Christian thinker could easily point out.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0062/0062_01.asp

So, it seems quite obvious that the entire game of trying to get Dent to win is just the game of a Catholic agent to destroy atheism, and something that must be opposed.

As such, I ask that the people of PPR do in fact oppose this issue. I ask that our people here instead vote for a real atheist, rather than an Islamo-Marxist and his Catholic promoter. I ask that the people of PPR vote for Awesomelyglorious!!

(This message has been paid for by the Association of Concerned anti-Catholic Atheists)



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08 Jun 2010, 11:03 pm

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08 Jun 2010, 11:07 pm

Hmm... your post doesn't even make sense, Master_Pedant. Is it some form of postmodern conglomeration to make us think it is something when it is really nothing?



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08 Jun 2010, 11:09 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
Hmm... your post doesn't even make sense, Master_Pedant. Is it some form of postmodern conglomeration to make us think it is something when it is really nothing?


In spite of your lack of critical thinking skills (quite unbecoming of an atheist, if I might add), the post was clearly a string of vindictive perfectly suitable as a response to your wildly false and anti-Canadian allegation.

You also missed all the poor First Nations Canadians raped by Catholics, United Churchers, and Anglicans when talking about priests sexually abusing children in canada.



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08 Jun 2010, 11:12 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
In spite of your lack of critical thinking skills (quite unbecoming of an atheist, if I might add), the post was clearly a string of vindictive perfectly suitable as a response to your wildly false and anti-Canadian allegation.

You also missed all the poor First Nations Canadians raped by Catholics, United Churchers, and Anglicans when talking about priest molestation.

Sure, bluster about you Bill Donohue admirer, you. I think we all know that I have proven that you are a Catholic agent here to destroy the election.



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09 Jun 2010, 12:12 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
Now, Master_Pedant is another Canadian, and thus he could be doing the same thing. And if he could be doing this, then he probably is. If he probably is, then he almost certain is. Now, given that Master_Pedant is a pedophile, we have to recognize that there is a certain organization KNOWN for its pedophilia. That's right, the Catholic church. Given that Master_Pedant is a pedophile, it is almost certain that he MUST be a Catholic. So, think about that for a second, people of PPR. If Master_Pedant is a Catholic, who is to say that this isn't a Catholic scheme?


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09 Jun 2010, 12:27 am

I always smelled a papist.



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09 Jun 2010, 10:39 am

The atheists of the world (or at least Wrong Planet)... topic

...are not united. There could be a Coalition of Concerned Atheists, no mather what political stridency. :twisted:

A coalition government is a perfectly reasonable compromise. :lol:


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