Warning for those who have difficulties with sarcasm: Most of this post is completely untrue and utterly false. Napolean Dynamite isn't a real person and he cannot endorse people nor can he make statements.
Napolean Dynamite has just forwarded a statement of his endorsement for DentArthurDent for Plus Alpha-Atheistic anti-theist (link underlined) and encourages all forum members on Wrong Planet to vote for him as their first choice.
Napolean Dynamite wrote:
I'm really concerned about this vote. The position of Plus Alpha-Atheistic anti-theist must go to somebody with solid qualifications and the ability to take on all varieties of theological nonsense.
As a resident of Preston, I know what happens when the defenders of science sleep and let the masses of creationists take the place over. I have been severely denied a comprehensive science education large part because of the inaction and relativistic stance of the local secrete atheist circle - a group saturated with postmodernists. They let the masses of anti-evolutionists go unchecked because "evolution and creationism are both culturally constructs"!
The postmodernist stance of top contender Awesomelyglorious worries me. More cases like the creationist takeover of Preston may happen unless a strong Society of the Godless lead by objective realist atheists’ takes charge of things. Assaults on science shall continue to happen like this if postmodernists retain control!
I urge you to vote for DentArthurDent - a real, red-blooded, atheist of integrity. A person willing to stand at the gates of Rome and propel all intellectual nonsense with the sword of ridicule!
I urge you to
STRIDENTLY elect DentArthurDent for your first-choice as the "
most stridently atheistic and/or antireligious member of Wrong Planet".
Furthermore, Mr. Dynamite has danced on stage affront a large audience so as to show his support for the independent "Draft Dent!" movement.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYv1o9k71S0[/youtube]
(This set of half-truths, untruths, and cynical lies has been brought to you by the
Independent Committee of Concerned Netizens for the De-Awesomization of Awesomelyglorious and the Drafting of DentArthurDent. DentArthurDent is totally unaware of our campaign and is therefore not responsible for anything we spew out.)
08 Jun 2010, 9:24 pm
