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09 Jun 2010, 9:15 pm
Disclaimer: This is a parody. Don't sue me, Mr. Newdow, these really are not your words.
Michael Newdow wrote:
Hi, I am activist Michael Newdow.
Over the past couple of weeks, I have grown anxious over the prospects of Awesomelyglorious being elected the Plus Alpha-Atheistic anti-theist in the Stridency elections. Awesomelyglorious, as you know, is not an atheist but an auto-theist. He should therefore be disqualified from the post.
Furthermore, his will sell out to the highest bidder:
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
Worried about his election and the fact he's the only guy organizing his candidacy, I urge you to vote for DentArthurDent: unity, class analysis, and tough action will come from this gentleman. As well, if I may add, STRIDENCY
I am Michael Newdow, I approve this message, and long live the Republic!
Over the past couple of weeks, I have grown anxious over the prospects of Awesomelyglorious being elected the Plus Alpha-Atheistic anti-theist in the Stridency elections. Awesomelyglorious, as you know, is not an atheist but an auto-theist. He should therefore be disqualified from the post.
Furthermore, his will sell out to the highest bidder:
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
Worried about his election and the fact he's the only guy organizing his candidacy, I urge you to vote for DentArthurDent: unity, class analysis, and tough action will come from this gentleman. As well, if I may add, STRIDENCY
I am Michael Newdow, I approve this message, and long live the Republic!
(This message is brought to you by Pledge Restorers for DentArthurDent.)
09 Jun 2010, 9:23 pm
Master_Pedant wrote:
Furthermore, he will sell out to the highest bidder:
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
It is called believing in a free society.
09 Jun 2010, 9:26 pm
Awesomelyglorious wrote:
Master_Pedant wrote:
Furthermore, he will sell out to the highest bidder:
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
"Wait? Orwell has money to pay me? I didn't know that!! ! Wow, if I knew that, then I might have actually sold out the atheist community!!" - so-called atheist Awesomelyglorious
It is called believing in a free society.
AG Values money over the atheistic cause!
(This fact has been brought to you by Concerned Atheistic Netizens for DentArthurDent.)
09 Jun 2010, 9:34 pm
Master_Pedant wrote:
AG Values money over the atheistic cause!
(This fact has been brought to you by Concerned Atheistic Netizens for DentArthurDent.)
(This fact has been brought to you by Concerned Atheistic Netizens for DentArthurDent.)
It looks like somebody does not know how the political process works.
