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31 Jul 2010, 8:59 am

In the Christian New Testament in the Book of Revelation, Jesus Christ is predicted to return to earth riding a large white horse. Is it possible that, given new technology, Jesus Christ will return to earth using another kind of transport - perhaps a Space Shuttle rather than a horse?

Discussion - Will Jesus use modern technology or older, animal transportation?



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31 Jul 2010, 5:44 pm

Oh come on, you know full well it's a metaphor/symbolism for a Ford Mustang.



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31 Jul 2010, 5:50 pm

hes gonna exit out of a big beautiful flying disc dude, and then hopefully kill all the tv evangeleists



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31 Jul 2010, 6:03 pm

richardbenson wrote:
hes gonna exit out of a big beautiful flying disc dude, and then hopefully kill all the tv evangeleists


Oh, can I watch, can I watch?!?! !??!
How's he gonna do it? Fire? Brimstone? Whips? Chains? or will it be a boring old 3 day long crucifixion?

I really hope he does manage to get all the TV Evangelists before the Invisible Pink Unicorn comes along and impales him in his UFO (or Mustang)



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31 Jul 2010, 6:10 pm

i wanna watch aswell. especially when pat roberston, perry stone, rod parsley, hal lyndsy, jack van impe and benny hinn are up for shure death by what im thinking would be death by laser beam. i cant lie though a sinkhole swallowing them up would be very cool!,



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01 Aug 2010, 10:13 am

richardbenson wrote:
hes gonna exit out of a big beautiful flying disc dude, and then hopefully kill all the tv evangeleists


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