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13 Dec 2005, 1:55 am

The question on the poll speaks for itself.
I find the question itself to be quite ironic.

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13 Dec 2005, 4:21 am

weeeeeellll...

can i add a third option? "what's the pay like, and do i get to wear something by Gaultier?"

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13 Dec 2005, 7:27 am

That'd be awesome! You mean the anti-christ is a job god can hire somebody to be? I want that job! Gimme gimme gimme!

What would be even better is if god asked me to be the anti-christ but i could NEVER tell anyone god wanted me to do that. So it would look like i was an anti-christ of my own twisted will!

I'd be honored if god asked me to do ANYTHING.

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13 Dec 2005, 9:04 am

id ask god;

a) what is your err... 'policy' regarding income-tax *wink*
b) will i get a staff discount?
c) could i choose to abstain from any administrative duties if i felt they were incompatable with my ethics?

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13 Dec 2005, 12:09 pm

Yes with the Anti-Christ you get all the perks.

ie leading an entire army.

For me the quesiton will be: Is it possible that nobody will be killed if I accept?

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13 Dec 2005, 4:27 pm

This is the dumbest poll I've ever seen. It's like one of those stupid "Can God create a rock so big he can't lift it?" questions. It's a trap designed to create a false dilemma for believers. I didn't vote.

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13 Dec 2005, 4:41 pm

Thagomizer wrote:

This is the dumbest poll I've ever seen.

surely not?

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13 Dec 2005, 4:56 pm

Okay, in this particular forum.

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13 Dec 2005, 6:34 pm

My creator already created me the way I am, so I'd give him a cock-punch before he could even get a word out.

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14 Dec 2005, 11:03 am

:twisted: my head explodes from infinite loop paradox

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14 Dec 2005, 2:21 pm

Thagomizer wrote:

I didn't intend it as a trap.

If it is the dumbest poll then I guess its up to someone else to beat it.
That "Can God create a rock so big he can't lift it" sounds like a good idea for a poll :lol:

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14 Dec 2005, 3:05 pm

can't i have any Gaultier, then? :cry:

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15 Dec 2005, 2:19 pm

The Anti-Christ can wear anything that he/she wants.

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19 Dec 2005, 5:09 pm

Hey, Thag, it's a joke, calm down.

Seriously though, no, because I would assume it wasn't God doing the asking. It's like Jesus being tempted in the wilderness, there are higher things on my mind right now. Though if the question was rephrased - I can get you what you want if you agree to worship the anti-christ - I would have a real dilemma.

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02 Feb 2006, 5:25 pm

Simple answer is no. God would not ask it in the first place.

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02 Feb 2006, 6:02 pm

I had a quick look at Gaultier's collection for this year, and it's looking pretty classy, and just the kind of thing that the anti christ would wear. I vote Vivi gets the job.

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