Now, I don't really care much about abortion. It's way down on my list. My opinion on it is that while I wouldn't have one myself, the circumstances are too varied for the government to decide when it is right and when it is wrong. Pro-lifers like to say that if they can prove that the fetus is alive then the issue is settled, but it just isn't so simple.
Anyway, I was just trying to come up with a joke, when I had this thought.
Suppose that I am a pregnant pro-choice woman. Abortion is legal where I live, even up past the third trimester.
Now, one day I go into the abortion clinic and say, "I want an abortion".
The receptionist nods, because she hears that about 50 times a day.
"Actually," say I, "I'd only like part of an abortion. I want the fetus's right arm removed."
She tries to figure out if I'm joking, but realizes that I'm serious. "You can't do that," she says.
"Why?" I ask. "It's part of my body. Why am I allowed to remove the entire fetus but not a single arm? I know that you're capable of removing the arm without killing the fetus, so why are you denying me the right to do what I want with my body?"
Your thoughts.