Why do atheists have no souls? Well, there are a few possible explanations, and I hope to explore all of these possibilities.
The first possibility is that souls never existed in the first place. This idea is popular among most atheists I believe, as it fits into their philosophical tendencies. There is no scientific proof of the soul. So many experiences that people have don't need the soul as an explanation. Basically, denying the soul is just reductionism, but applied to the soul.
Another option, my favorite option, is that atheists remove souls from existence through their
STRIDENT rejection of the divine. The basic reason I consider this to be my favorite option is that it allows atheists to be literal god slayers, which, given the sucky nature of most gods is a good thing. Basically, atheists are just sort of like ghostbusters in this kind of idea, but now they are Holy Ghost busters.
Finally, there is a certain rationale that follows from a paper by Doug Zongker, which I will place a link to here:
http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf and it goes like this: chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. And, I think that this idea of why atheists are soulless might become very popular, especially with the zoophiliac crowd.
Hopefully, through this writing I have provided three possibilities on why atheists are soulless. Also, Iamnotaparakeet is engaging in argumentam ad logicam, which I say even though I do not know the Latin.
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