Which is your Angel?
I'm not a Christian but found this page where you put in your DOB and it tells you who your angel is. The amazing thing is that despite the fact that I don't believe in this, everything it says explains more about me than I could imagine:
The 72 Guide Angels
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52. Deus Caligine tectus (The God hidden in darkness);
עָמֵמֵ ( Ain Mem Mem ) - AMeMe
אוֹדֶה יְהוָה כְּצִדְקוֹ; וַאֲזַמְּרָה, שֵׁם-יְהוָה עֶלְיוֹן. - תהילים פרק ז, פסוק יח
Psalms 7:18 (Hebrew Ver.)
reciting the 17th verse of Psalm 7: I will praise the Lord according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the Lord most high
(Confitebor Domino secundum justitiam ejus: et psallam nomini Domini altissimi).
עָמֵמֵיָה AMeMEYA Imamiah - Destroys the power of enemies and humbles them. Governs voyages in general, protects prisoners who turn to him and gives them the means of obtaining their freedom. Forceful, vigorous temperament, bears adversity with patience and courage. Fond of work.
Influence time and dates 17:01 - 17:20 5th December until the 9th December inclusively
IMAMIAH. His attribute is God Raised Above All Things . He corresponds to name of Abag in the language of the Melindais. His ray commences from the 256th degree up to the 260th degree inclusive, corresponding to the twenty sixth decade and to the angel called Sagen. He rules over the following five days: 10th
May, 21st July, 1st October, 12th December, 22nd Febuary. The invocation is done from 5:00pm till 5:20pm,
He is good for destroying the power of enemies and to humiliate them.
This angel rules over all travel in general; he protects prisoners who call upon him; and inspires in them the means to obtain their liberty; he influences all those who seek the truth of good faith, and turn away from their mistakes by making a truly sincere return to God. The person born under this influence will have a strong and vigorous temperament; he will bear adversity with much patience and courage; he will love work and will complete everything he wishes with ease.
Meditation on this this Name stokes the fires of passion to the soul. The letters give you the power to maintain sincerity, devotion, and correct consciousness in prayers, meditations, and spiritual connections.
The negative side of this angel rules over pride, blasphemy and evil; he influence coarse and quarrelsome men.
37. Deus Dominus Virtutum (God Lord of all virtues);
אָנֻיֹ ( Alef Nun Yod ) ANuYo
יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים צְבָאוֹת הֲשִׁיבֵנוּ; הָאֵר פָּנֶיךָ, וְנִוָּשֵׁעָה. - תהילים פרק פ:כ
Psalms 80:20
Latin Vulgate 80:20 Domine Deus exercituum converte nos et ostende faciem tuam et salvi erimus
King James Version 80:20 Turn us again, O LORD God of hosts, cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved.
אָנֻיֹאֵל ANuYoEL Aniel - To obtain victory and stop the siege of a city. Governs sciences and arts. Reveals the secrets of nature, inspires philosophers, sages. Distinguished savant.
Influence time and dates 12:01 - 12:20 20th September until the 24th September inclusively
ANIEL. His attribute is God of Virtues . He corresponds to the holy divine name of God Abda in the language of the ancient Philosophers. His ray commences
from the 181st degree up to the 185th degree inclusive, corresponding to the nineteenth decade and to the angel called Souchoe, under the influence of the Moon. He rules over the following days: 25th April, 6th July, 16th September, 27th November, 7th February.
The invocation is done from midday till 12:20pm.
He serves to give victory and to raise the siege of a town. This angel rules over the sciences and the arts; he reveals the secrets of nature and inspires wise philosophers with their meditations. The person born under this influence will acquire celebrity through his talents and his enlightenment, and he will distinguish himself among the wise.
Meditation upon this Name raises awareness of the longterm effects of your own actions. You can gain the ability to see the spiritual challenges in every moment, before they become the foundations of chaos and crises.
The negative side of this angel rules over perverse spirits; he influences charlatans and all those who excel in the art of misleading men.
Cute.
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Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ~Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823
?I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.? - Hunter S. Thompson
Actually I didn't notice that two windows popped open:
44. Deus Aeternum, manens (God the eternal, lasting);
יֹלָהֵ ( Yod Lamed Hey ) - YoLeHe
נִדְבוֹת פִּי, רְצֵה-נָא יְהוָה; וּמִשְׁפָּטֶיךָ לַמְּדֵנִי. - תהילים פרק קיט, פסוק קח
Psalms 119:108 Accept, I beseech thee, the freewill offerings of my mouth, O LORD, and teach me thy judgments.
"Voluntaria oris mei beneplacita sunt Domino, et iudicia tua doce me."
יֹלָהֵיָה YoLaHeYA Ielahiah - Success of a useful undertaking. Protection against magistrates. Trials. Protects against armies, gives victory. Fond of travel and learning. All his undertakings are crowned with success; distinguished for military capabilities and courage.
Influence time and dates 14:21 - 14:40 25th October until the 29th October inclusively
IELAHIAH. His attribute is Eternal God . He corresponds to the holy name of Bosa in the language of the Mexicans. His ray commences from the 216th
degree up to the 220th degree inclusive, corresponding to the twenty second decade and to the angel called Sentacer. He rules over the following days: 2nd
May, 13th July, 23rd September, 4th December, 14th February.
One invokes this angel to obtain success in a useful enterprise; He is good for getting the protection of magistrates and to win a lawsuit. This angel protects against arms; he gives victory. The person born under this influence will love to travel in order to learn, and will succeed in all his undertakings; he will distinguish himself through his military talents and his bravery, and his name will be famous in the pomp of glory.
Through meditation upon this sequence and with genuine penitence in your heart, you can lessen or even revoke judgments set forth against you. Meditate to offer forbearance and compassion to others.
The negative side of this angel rules over war, and causes all the calamities which arise from it; he influences all those who violate surrenders and massacre their prisoners without pity.
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Considering that angels are as useful as either major political party in the USA I suppose one must draw comfort from whatever source one chooses to be deluded by.
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Considering that angels are as useful as either major political party in the USA I suppose one must draw comfort from whatever source one chooses to be deluded by.
i go for whichever side my bread is buttered on. it's a big cold universe all over the place, and to imagine going through this mess called life only to end up in a permanent sleep, is very off-putting to me. i gotta have something more.
Considering that angels are as useful as either major political party in the USA I suppose one must draw comfort from whatever source one chooses to be deluded by.
i go for whichever side my bread is buttered on. it's a big cold universe all over the place, and to imagine going through this mess called life only to end up in a permanent sleep, is very off-putting to me. i gotta have something more.
If wishes were angels beggars would fly.
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Considering that angels are as useful as either major political party in the USA I suppose one must draw comfort from whatever source one chooses to be deluded by.
i go for whichever side my bread is buttered on. it's a big cold universe all over the place, and to imagine going through this mess called life only to end up in a permanent sleep, is very off-putting to me. i gotta have something more.
If wishes were angels beggars would fly.
including this beggar.
The 72 Guide Angels
My Angel is Wholesale who guides me to the Best Prices. He saves me from the clutches of Retail, the demon of Un-Best Prices.
ruveyn
Last edited by ruveyn on 16 Nov 2010, 4:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hi OP... I know you say you're not a Christian, but why do you think a Christian would believe this stuff? Angelology has little to do with any mainstream church. Reading the website it seems to be more new agey/pagan than anything else. Calling on your angel, and facing to the North, South whatever is straight out of modern wicca. Out of interest I entered my own birth date, and got an "angel" suggested which simply isn't in the Bible. The name of the "angel" was based on a poor translation of a Hebrew verb (to listen) which was used in the Bible text quoted as simply as the verb "listen", rather than as a proper noun.
I really don't mean to sound snarky, I'm just a bit puzzled, because I'm never quite sure what people think of Christianity... But conjuring angels isn't part of the deal. "Let no one who delights in false humility and the worship of angels tell you that you don't deserve a prize. Such a person, whose sinful mind fills him with arrogance, gives endless details of the visions he has seen."
I'm not sure I understood all of the comments. I decided not to post my own angel result as it matches my own personality quite well (not because I think it should) and would be giving too much away. I didn't expect anyone to post theirs either, it's your choice. Also, I noticed that it sometimes provides two results as well, so you'll just have to choose one!
The 72 Guide Angels
My Angel is Wholesale who guides me to the Best Prices. Have saves me from the clutches of Retail, the demon of Un-Best Prices.
ruveyn
@mgran
i find a great many christians believe in "angels" and yet few can describe them with any amount of fidelity to the descriptions provided in the bibble. i guess "believing in magic" leads to all sorts of silly beliefs.
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Waltur the Walrus Slayer,
Militant Asantist.
"BLASPHEMER!! !! !! !!" (according to AngelRho)
That's just too freaky.
I thought stuff like this was written in such a way that all of them could be applied to anyone, like horoscopes. So I thought I'd test it and put in a random date instead of my date of birth. Hey presto, it's exactly like me. Except it says it also applies to people born on........my precis date of birth!
I'm going to have nightmares now.
