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17 Nov 2010, 9:32 am

Did Jesus Christ raise himself from the dead or was that due to the help of several assistants such as angels? What does the Bible say?



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17 Nov 2010, 10:50 am

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Did Jesus Christ raise himself from the dead or was that due to the help of several assistants such as angels? What does the Bible say?


Actually, under Christianity, dead people go to heaven so he remained dead. Since he seemed to walk and perhaps talk after he died he must have been a zombie.



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17 Nov 2010, 11:53 am

pgd wrote:
Did Jesus Christ raise himself from the dead or was that due to the help of several assistants such as angels? What does the Bible say?


No. The Jerusalem EMT squad was called in to help.

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17 Nov 2010, 12:11 pm

Sand wrote:
pgd wrote:
Did Jesus Christ raise himself from the dead or was that due to the help of several assistants such as angels? What does the Bible say?


Actually, under Christianity, dead people go to heaven so he remained dead. Since he seemed to walk and perhaps talk after he died he must have been a zombie.

And now his minions are trying to get into our brains.

Resist the zombie cult!