Pastor Hagee: Anti-Christ is a Gay Jew!

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Attention all true believers! John Hagee has asked you to be on the lookout for men who are 'part Jewish' and 'gay' (perhaps closeted or in denial) - this suspect is in fact the Antichrist, who will slaughter 1/3 of the world's population. The suspect is said to possess 'fierce features' and to blaspheme (perhaps adopting some type of pseudo-Christian spiel and patter). Please assist in profiling everyone you know to help identify this person. Suspect is not (I repeat NOT) to be taken into custody or interfered with ... he must kill 1/3 of alll people to fulfill prophecy.

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I found him!

Yep, I think we got him.

Maybe he's jealous. Maybe he's gay himself. Maybe he's the antichrist. Whatever drug he is on, it might be worth him overdosing to rid ourselves of this perverted little twerp. And whne he does, he can take the rest of the right-wing conservative evangelical w*kers with him. Hell could do with a few more gatekeepers........ Ooh, what Karma has in store for him!

Awesome.

So he's a Gew?

Yes, if you read between the lines you can see 666. He must have changed his name to Nero by deed-poll.

What really bothers me is that people like him just use people. All they want is money, and do not care about anything or anyone. They twist the Bible into what they want it to say.
He and his kind are narrow minded.

Pin heads, so to speak. Didn't it say in the bible something about passing a camel through the eye of a needle? By the looks of him you could pass a road-train through his pin head and still have room for 6 lanes of traffic.

monty posted: Attention all true believers! John Hagee has asked you to be on the lookout for men who are 'part Jewish' and 'gay' (perhaps closeted or in denial) - this suspect is in fact the Antichrist, who will slaughter 1/3 of the world's population. The suspect is said to possess 'fierce features' and to blaspheme (perhaps adopting some type of pseudo-Christian spiel and patter). Please assist in profiling everyone you know to help identify this person. Suspect is not (I repeat NOT) to be taken into custody or interfered with ... he must kill 1/3 of alll people to fulfill prophecy.
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Well, Pastor John Hagee tells it like he sees it from the state of Texas. Apparently John Hagee was not able to persuade Republicans John McCain and Sarah Palin to accept his endorsement of them for president/vice-president. Apparently if one runs a non-profit church in America or a non-profit church from a foreign country, they can say almost anything.

Wow, I made it through the first round in this hiring competition.

Can you get me a job description and a summary of the pay and benefits? Just to let you know, I need Friday nights and Saturdays until sundown off. I don't actually go to the synagogue, but I really don't like doing overtime on Friday, so it's a convenient excuse.

Also, I will need to have the following as additional paid holidays: Purim, the first, second and eighth days of Pesach, Pride Day, Tisha b'Av, both days of Rosh Hashanna, Yom Kippur and the White Party.

I forget. 2 years is ages old to me (not to mention 1600 miles).

Hummmm... that was Alberto Gonzales!

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