The Vote HerrGrimm for Strident Atheist Thread

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Will You Vote for HerrGrimm?
Yes 50%  50%  [ 5 ]
Yes, if it makes him go away 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
No 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
No, unless you stop posting because of it 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
No, BAN HIM INSTEAD!! ! 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 10

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16 May 2011, 4:33 pm

I now have more than enough nominations to run in the Strident Atheist elections as a member of the Non-Spiritual Delusional Atheist Party. I thank everyone who nominated me.

Now the second part is to stump for votes. This is where I hob-nob with the WP community to see how I can relate to them to get votes.

So, this thread will not just be about my platform and speeches, but also a way for people to post to tread water, so I can clarify further.

My first post is below...


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16 May 2011, 5:48 pm

I refuse to resort to mud-slinging, and will rather talk about what I will do instead of deriding someone.

If you vote for me, I promise cool music to make the people happy, like below. It also describes the platform pretty well.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moy7YReFJi8[/youtube]

EDIT: Cut out unnecessary clip.


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16 May 2011, 5:56 pm

HerrGrimm wrote:
I refuse to resort to mud-slinging, and will rather talk about what I will do instead of deriding someone.

I am sorry, but that mere statement pushed me to claim that you have to be banned. It's for your good, and the good of WP. A purely negative campaign is really what we need here.



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16 May 2011, 5:57 pm

I will bury you.


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16 May 2011, 6:24 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
I will bury you.


Well...um...yeah...I am pretty sure that was not a joke...


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16 May 2011, 7:09 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
I will bury you.

WrongPlanet Strident Atheists, this is yet another proof of MP's status as a Communist sympathizer. Not only does he support the irrationalist faith healer and Marxist Dent, but he also cites Kruschev's "We will bury you" speech, and his threats against all free peoples who love America and applie pie, proving once and for all that MP is indeed a commie bastard. My friends, we must fight against the tide of godless Communism that MP represents. Only under IngSoc can Strident Atheism be preserved. Vote ORWELL.


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17 May 2011, 11:42 am

Orwell wrote:
WrongPlanet Strident Atheists, this is yet another proof of MP's status as a Communist sympathizer. Not only does he support the irrationalist faith healer and Marxist Dent, but he also cites Kruschev's "We will bury you" speech, and his threats against all free peoples who love America and applie pie, proving once and for all that MP is indeed a commie bastard. My friends, we must fight against the tide of godless Communism that MP represents. Only under IngSoc can Strident Atheism be preserved. Vote ORWELL.


Orwell? Why vote for Orwell? He HIJACKS threads for political and personal power-grabs like what happened here. If you vote for Orwell, the terrorists win.

HERRGRIMM FOR MOST STRIDENT ATHEIST!! ! I am so delusional I do not ever remember I said I was not going to mud-sling! Even if I lose and not get a single vote, I still will believe I have won! All still according to my platform, because I am an atheist of honesty and integrity. VOTE FOR HERRGRIMM!


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17 May 2011, 4:11 pm

Orwell wrote:
Master_Pedant wrote:
I will bury you.

WrongPlanet Strident Atheists, this is yet another proof of MP's status as a Communist sympathizer. Not only does he support the irrationalist faith healer and Marxist Dent, but he also cites Kruschev's "We will bury you" speech, and his threats against all free peoples who love America and applie pie, proving once and for all that MP is indeed a commie bastard. My friends, we must fight against the tide of godless Communism that MP represents. Only under IngSoc can Strident Atheism be preserved. Vote ORWELL.


Okay, to settle the matter, I will post a summary of my political views right here:

"I support an extensive social welfare system, work councils in most office places, union rights, wealth redistribution through progressive income taxes, progressive sales taxes (made progressive by rebates), and progressive carbon taxes (likewise with rebates) and the institutionalization of stakeholder rights. I also support a green industrial policy, reforming the WTO, and cracking down on international tax havens."

Now, tell me, given that communist countries don't have unions, how can I be a communist?

  • Orwell - irrational red baiter.
  • Orwell - probably Inuyasha.
  • Orwell - do you trust him?


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17 May 2011, 4:20 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
Orwell - probably Inuyasha.


:lol: I really wish Inuyasha would comment about this Orwell being him conspiracy


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17 May 2011, 4:34 pm

HerrGrimm wrote:
I am an atheist of honesty and integrity.

Clearly you don't understand what strident atheism is all about.



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17 May 2011, 4:36 pm

psychohist wrote:
HerrGrimm wrote:
I am an atheist of honesty and integrity.

Clearly you don't understand what strident atheism is all about.


Psychohist, don't you have some "Take Your Government Hands off My Medicare" rally or Christian shoe-shining session to attend? Now, move along, it's time to be some anti-abortion rallies Token Atheist.


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17 May 2011, 4:37 pm

So I see Master_Pedant hijacked my thread as well...so if you vote for EITHER Orwell or Master_Pedant, the terrorists win...this is EXACTLY why I called for a new forum made for people like them.

VOTE HERRGRIMM IF YOU WANT CHANGE!! !


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17 May 2011, 6:01 pm

HerrGrimm wrote:
If you vote for Orwell, the terrorists win.

:thumleft:

Now you're getting into proper campaign mode.

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Okay, to settle the matter, I will post a summary of my political views right here:

"I support an extensive social welfare system, work councils in most office places, union rights, wealth redistribution through progressive income taxes, progressive sales taxes (made progressive by rebates), and progressive carbon taxes (likewise with rebates) and the institutionalization of stakeholder rights. I also support a green industrial policy, reforming the WTO, and cracking down on international tax havens."

You commie bastard. :P


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17 May 2011, 6:03 pm

VOTE FOR NADER! I mean...HERRGRIMM!



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17 May 2011, 6:20 pm

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VOTE HERRGRIMM IF YOU WANT CHANGE!! !

Why bother with change, when I can offer you something better? Why grab for pennies, nickels, and quarters, when I have the GOLD? :P



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17 May 2011, 6:24 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
HerrGrimm wrote:
VOTE HERRGRIMM IF YOU WANT CHANGE!! !

Why bother with change, when I can offer you something better? Why grab for pennies, nickels, and quarters, when I have the GOLD? :P


Vote AG and you'll be showering in gold every day! :P


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