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28 Oct 2011, 2:05 pm

Today I tried to watch the first episode of "History" Channel's show Ancient Aliens, to which my response is:

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28 Oct 2011, 2:56 pm

That show makes me grind my teeth when it isn't making me punch newborn minority babies

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28 Oct 2011, 3:00 pm

What never fails to amaze me is how often people will see something in the sky, and make the leap from "I can not identify that object flying in the sky" to "We're being scouted, scanned and probed by space aliens that regard us as we would regard a paramecium ... or a lab rat".

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28 Oct 2011, 3:03 pm

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What never fails to amaze me is how often people will see something in the sky, and make the leap from "I can not identify that object flying in the sky" to "We're being scouted, scanned and probed by space aliens that consider us as we would consider a paramecium".

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Yep, because people are willing to consider anything they cannot identify as a U.F.O., which in the proper sense of the acronym it would be for them an unidentified flying object, and also they go one step further to conclude the colloquial meaning of the acronym... ALIENS!! ! Oy....

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28 Oct 2011, 3:04 pm

Any vessel or aircraft or spacecraft or any object that is declared to be an alien object of some sort is no longer unidentified. It is identified as an alien thingy.

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28 Oct 2011, 5:08 pm

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Any vessel or aircraft or spacecraft or any object that is declared to be an alien object of some sort is no longer unidentified. It is identified as an alien thingy.

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Yep, including birds, planes, helicoptors, the planets Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter, clouds, frisbees, and pie tins.

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28 Oct 2011, 8:52 pm

You disappoint me. Ancient Aliens is the most hilarious thing ever produced by the History channel, and as a reaction you do that? That's not funny enough to match the funny in Ancient Aliens.

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28 Oct 2011, 9:17 pm

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

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28 Oct 2011, 10:43 pm

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This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

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28 Oct 2011, 11:06 pm

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Joker wrote:

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

So I am not the only one get high and watch Fox News now that is fun they actually make sense or just watch animal planet :lol:

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28 Oct 2011, 11:22 pm

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

So I am not the only one get high and watch Fox News now that is fun they actually make sense or just watch animal planet :lol:

Fox News tends to make me sad more than amuse me though it definitely has its comedic moments.

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28 Oct 2011, 11:31 pm

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

So I am not the only one get high and watch Fox News now that is fun they actually make sense or just watch animal planet :lol:

Fox News tends to make me sad more than amuse me though it definitely has its comedic moments.

I know I was stoned one day and was listening to Glenn Beck my how warped his view on things are :lol:

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28 Oct 2011, 11:42 pm

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

So I am not the only one get high and watch Fox News now that is fun they actually make sense or just watch animal planet :lol:

Fox News tends to make me sad more than amuse me though it definitely has its comedic moments.

I know I was stoned one day and was listening to Glenn Beck my how warped his view on things are :lol:

If you want a good laugh (or cry) I recommend the "Glenn Beck University" web page:

http://www.glennbeck.com/becku/

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28 Oct 2011, 11:46 pm

Same hair, must be true!

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28 Oct 2011, 11:48 pm

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Joker wrote:

This show only makes since to me if I am high but when I sober up it becomes boring :lol:

I've watched a bit of it once or twice after having a toke or ten and I found it just got a lot funnier

So I am not the only one get high and watch Fox News now that is fun they actually make sense or just watch animal planet :lol:

Fox News tends to make me sad more than amuse me though it definitely has its comedic moments.

I know I was stoned one day and was listening to Glenn Beck my how warped his view on things are :lol:

If you want a good laugh (or cry) I recommend the "Glenn Beck University" web page:

http://www.glennbeck.com/becku/

WOW that made me sad I think I will pass note to self Glenn Beck is insane.

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28 Oct 2011, 11:51 pm

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that it is statistically impossible for us to be alone. In the Milky Way Galaxy alone, there are 6 billion stars with planets in their orbits, and I would say that at least 1% of those planets are in the habitable zone. Furthermore there are over 100 billion Galaxies in the Universe. I have no doubt that there is an abundance of life in the Universe.

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