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https://www.theonion.com/serbia-deploys ... 1819565829
Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.
BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.
Serbian peacekeeping troops patrol Washington, D.C.
"We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there," Kostunica said. "The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region."
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