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14 Aug 2021, 4:53 pm

^ :lol:

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14 Aug 2021, 5:31 pm

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It would be a good idea if his balls fell off.We don’t need his genes in the pool.

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15 Aug 2021, 6:10 am

This one never gets old:

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15 Aug 2021, 5:38 pm

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Ooh, that's spicy, lol.

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16 Aug 2021, 11:02 am

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CAMP DAVID—Amid increased calls to address the nation as Afghanistan falls to the Taliban, the Biden Administration has confirmed he will give an emergency press conference to announce which ice cream flavor he plans to eat today.

"Amid rising tensions throughout the country and in the middle east, our beloved leader is giving the American people exactly what they need right now," said CNN correspondent Kaitlan Collins. "We're all dying to know—will it be chocolate chip? Maybe chocolate-chocolate chip? I believe I speak for the entire country when I say the suspense is totally killing me!"

Exploiting a tragic scenario in Afghanistan, Republicans have seized on an opportunity to attack and pounce on President Biden, which some say could put a dark cloud over an otherwise joyous and heartwarming press conference.

Sources close to Biden have said he is undeterred, and will not allow the human disaster in Afghanistan to dampen spirits as he announces his chosen Monday ice cream flavor.

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-biden-to-hold-special-press-conference-today-to-announce-what-ice-cream-flavor-hes-eating

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Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban

KABUL—In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers.

"I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice," said Biden to a chocolate eclair in the Camp David situation room as beloved TikTok star Benny Drama and others parachuted from a C-130 into Kabul. "If anyone can influence those Gen Z Taliban youth, it's those flamboyant youngsters. Man, I'll bet they smell real good too."

According to sources on the ground, Benny Drama was the first to land, right in the middle of a group of Taliban mujahidin.

"Heeeey girlfriends!" he said. "Whatcha all doin'? Y'all better stop this, honey! This is the patriarchy! And maybe juuuuust a touch homophobic?"

He then did a little dance in front of them and posted the video to TikTok before being immediately thrown off a building.

The administration has committed to sending "as many influencers as it takes" until the Taliban has been fully influenced to lay down their weapons and go live peaceful lives in the hill country.

If that plan doesn't work, the military announced they will drop Hollywood stars into Kabul to join hands around the city and sing "Imagine" by John Lennon.