Bible Book of Genesis According to the Nuclear Industry.

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Here is my interpretation of the curses in the book of Genesis:
1.Tree of Knowledge of good and evil of nuclear power
2. Clothes and nakedness. Nuclear power plants replaced coal fired plants causing a shortage of greenhouse gasses therefore causing an ice age.
3. Death. Nuclear power plants caused radiation sickness because man was not smart enough to know how to send the waste to the Moon.
4. Childbirth: The ice age caused the hatcheries to freeze thus necessitating gestation inside the Mothers body.
5. War. Nuclear bombs caused so much violence and contamination that a flood was necessary.
6. Sons of God marrying the daughters of men producing giants. These hybrid people were required to build the nuclear power plants but were not smart enough to manage them correctly.
7. Work and Toil. An ice age cause the immediate shutdown of all nuclear plants but there was not enough time to build enough coal fired plants to produce greenhouse gasses.
8. Weeds thorns and thistles. Radiation from the power plants caused mutations in plants.
9. Transition from Matriarchy to a Patriarchy. A high tech nuclear powered society required men to run it.
10. Destruction of the Garden of Eden. Civilization destroyed the Garden of Eden.