For Herman Cain, we have either Kev's Courting Song
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_Z0dSyp8Q[/youtube]
...or, The Power of One from Pokemon 2000
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvq2tha6heU&feature=related[/youtube]
For Rick Perry, there is Macho Man
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08&ob=av3e[/youtube]
...or, Willie Nelson's Gay Cowboy Song
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE[/youtube]
For Newt Gingrich: Just a Gigolo
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvVcagZln0&feature=related[/youtube]
For Michele Bachmann: Barbie Girl
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A&ob=av2e[/youtube]
For Rick Santorum: White and Nerdy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q42tEnt9GWg[/youtube]
For Ron Paul: Crazy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOsjxh0htU&feature=related[/youtube]
I can't think of anything for our two Mormon boys right now.