Satan is Revealed - Barney is the Antichrist!

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21 Feb 2012, 6:08 pm

Wait, what? Barney the children's character? Yes! I have proof that Barney is not the innocent figure of fun he appears. No, this evil tyrannosaurus, singing along with children, is actually the antichrist!

What is Barney? He's a cute purple dinosaur:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Now, bear in mind that scripture about the antichrist is usually in Latin, and those Us would look like Vs.
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Now remove all the non-numerals.
CV V L DI V

Add up the numbers.
D=500
C=100
L=50
V=5
I=1

500+5+5+50+500+1+5 = 666

And there you have it. Barney is clearly the antichrist, and the world is doomed.

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21 Feb 2012, 6:18 pm

This is absolutely irrefutable evidence

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21 Feb 2012, 6:43 pm

Are we going to burn him?

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21 Feb 2012, 6:49 pm

*fetches fa***ts and matches*
Uh no, wait...

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21 Feb 2012, 6:54 pm

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21 Feb 2012, 7:19 pm

Cornflake wrote:

*fetches fa***ts and matches*
Uh no, wait...

i actually laughed out loud when i read that. :lol:

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21 Feb 2012, 8:05 pm

Doesn't "fag" also mean cigarette?

And how are we sure they're talking about the dinosaur? Could it be Barney Rubble? Barney Gumble? Barney Stinson? Barney Frank?

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22 Feb 2012, 12:56 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

Doesn't "fag" also mean cigarette?

Yep. Though in this case I think "fa***t" refers to the bundle of sticks, rather than the foodstuff or the homosexual.

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And how are we sure they're talking about the dinosaur? Could it be Barney Rubble? Barney Gumble? Barney Stinson? Barney Frank?

Barney Rubble is not a dinosaur, cute and purple or otherwise. And he's not real either. Tch! Honestly!

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22 Feb 2012, 12:59 pm

Wait a minute... are you saying that Barney is just NOW catching on in the UK!?

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22 Feb 2012, 1:01 pm

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Doesn't "fag" also mean cigarette?

Yep. Though in this case I think "fa***t" refers to the bundle of sticks, rather than the foodstuff or the homosexual.

Correct. A small play on words.

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24 Feb 2012, 12:34 pm

I remember some nutcase Baptist minister saying the same thing years ago. The good reverend argued that Barney was the "Purple Antichrist" because he says we have to love everyone - - including homosexuals.
Gee, I guess that would qualify Christ to also be the Antichrist.

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24 Feb 2012, 1:10 pm

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24 Feb 2012, 1:24 pm

If Christ and the Antichrist meet, would they explode?

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24 Feb 2012, 1:27 pm

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

If Christ and the Antichrist meet, would they explode?

Sort of a matter/antimatter thing?

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24 Feb 2012, 1:35 pm

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

If Christ and the Antichrist meet, would they explode?

They can't meet because they are the same person, Jesus is just the anti-christ in disguise.......you'll see when he comes back on his pink space ship.

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24 Feb 2012, 2:04 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

If Christ and the Antichrist meet, would they explode?

Sort of a matter/antimatter thing?

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

Hopefully that won't be happening anywhere near me.

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