Who do you think should be president- Fast Food version

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Couple rules:
1. No researching Jared or Wendy Thomas on their and going by that, don't try to ruin it.
2. If you disagree with some of my opinions please give a reason why, for example I think Wendy would be pro choice. If you think she would be prolife explain or refute my opinion on it.
3. Not my intent to be offensive with this. A lot of this is just going by how the characters look or act without further research.
4. Feel free to expand on what some of the Presidental candidates stances on issues are as long as you feel or give reason for why they would go that way on the issue.


I think that Ronald would be for Gay marriage, he wears a lot of makeup.
Wendy I fell would be prochoice.
The Taco Bell dog would be pro-marijuana legalizaion and immigrant legalization.
Jared would probably want healthcare reform or try to work on fixing the obesisty epidemic, tax on soda's possibly.
Colonel Sanders would definitely be for a strong military.
The King would not be for distribution of wealth (can't think of the opposite term).

Who is "Jared"?


Colonel Sanders, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua, would be running mates for obvious reasons.

I say "obvious" because anyone can see at a glance that they are both "Yellow Dog Democrats"!


The rest are apolitical.

I think the king would definitely have to run as an independent (can you do that?) since he is all about an absolute monarchy which neither marries the term Democrat or republican

Colonel Sanders.
Fried chicken tastes good even when it's cold.

Jared is the subway guy

Ahh preserving the nations valuess. I see why you picked him raptor

I'd have to vote for Jack

Why? What are his stances? Not many of those stores were near me when I grew up so I didn't think of him. I will ask a mod to add that as an option.

Ronald McDonald is a clown, so he'd make an excellent president.

Col. Sanders is a backwater Southerner, so he should be VP to "balance the ticket."

Colonel Sanders - nothing like a good ol' military dictatorship.
The King should be his running mate to intimidate voters.

We fought a couple of wars to get rid of a king. Then we fought another war to prevent people from the colonel's neck of the woods from walking away with half of the country.

So yes, that would be a scary combo to come into office.

Something about the thought of a "military dictatorship" appeals to my darker side........

I actually found some footage of one candidate who crashed his opponent's political rally. I commend them for keeping it civil.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_VKAooCjo&feature=related[/youtube]

Ronald McDonald would be an outstanding president since he could easily relate to the clowns on Capitol Hill.

Taco Bell is my daughter's favorite fast food, so I'll go with the dog.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

The King, because he can't talk. Should be a fun "State of the Union" address.