Jesus meets Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon

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23 Aug 2012, 10:13 am

An amateur tried to "restore" a fresco of Jesus in Spain. This is the hilarious result with such descriptions as a "hairy monkey". I for one think of it as this being the result had Jesus gone to have Michael Jackson's plastic surgeries.


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23 Aug 2012, 10:38 am

OMG....that is horrible. Btw, what is that sticking out of the Lord's mouth?

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23 Aug 2012, 12:03 pm

What... I don't even... the words escape me. I just want to say "Jesus Christ" but it seems... Jesus. That... why... just why?



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23 Aug 2012, 12:07 pm

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE- wait, Jesus? Sorry bro


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23 Aug 2012, 1:14 pm

Somebody should bring that painting to a faithheeler!



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23 Aug 2012, 3:02 pm

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I know, it was mr Bean's work


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