Vote for the Trencher for President! His slogan is: "It can't get any worse!" He guarantees that with his apathy towards the political process, he will not screw up the country any worse than anyone else will, and his inaction may help prevent things from getting worse. We've tried people committing sins of commission for years, how about voting for someone who will commit sins of omission for a change?
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