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OliveOilMom
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14 Dec 2012, 3:45 pm

I'm going to start a petition. I know this will set wrong with some of you because of the enjoyment you have from the ownership of yours, but it pales in comparison to the pain felt by millions of women who are raped. The only way we can stop rape of women is by outlawing penises.

While the responsible ownership of a penis may be an enjoyable thing to the man who uses it responsibly, it can be a terrible thing for the woman who is raped and defiled by one. I'm not saying that you are using yours irresponsibly, but many men are, Therefore, we ask you to come to a center and turn yours in. It will be removed painlessly and you will no longer be a threat to women.

Stop rape! Ban the penis!


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14 Dec 2012, 3:48 pm

^^^^^And they get a free I-pod. :lol:



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14 Dec 2012, 3:51 pm

^^^^^^ No sell! I already have an I-Pod!

*looks down in his pants* ... And I'm [CENSORED]



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14 Dec 2012, 3:54 pm

Yeah cause you need something to mess with after your penis is gone. An ipod works just fine.


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14 Dec 2012, 4:00 pm

True. An I-Pod has more than two options available.



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14 Dec 2012, 4:42 pm

I've got a concealed carry permit for mine. :P


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14 Dec 2012, 4:51 pm

^^^^Did you have to attend penis safety classes for that permit? :lol:

Makes me think of Mae West saying"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you glad to see me?What a vamp!



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14 Dec 2012, 4:57 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:
I'm going to start a petition. I know this will set wrong with some of you because of the enjoyment you have from the ownership of yours, but it pales in comparison to the pain felt by millions of women who are raped. The only way we can stop rape of women is by outlawing penises.

While the responsible ownership of a penis may be an enjoyable thing to the man who uses it responsibly, it can be a terrible thing for the woman who is raped and defiled by one. I'm not saying that you are using yours irresponsibly, but many men are, Therefore, we ask you to come to a center and turn yours in. It will be removed painlessly and you will no longer be a threat to women.

Stop rape! Ban the penis!
Why not just round up all males and put them in death camps while your at it?!


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14 Dec 2012, 4:58 pm

AspieOtaku wrote:
Stop rape! Ban the penis!
Why not just round up all males and put them in death camps while your at it?![/quote]

There'd be no men to keep the divine female race going.



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14 Dec 2012, 5:04 pm

She's joking AspieOtaku,don't worry,your family jewels are safe.



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14 Dec 2012, 5:08 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:
I'm going to start a petition. I know this will set wrong with some of you because of the enjoyment you have from the ownership of yours, but it pales in comparison to the pain felt by millions of women who are raped. The only way we can stop rape of women is by outlawing penises.

While the responsible ownership of a penis may be an enjoyable thing to the man who uses it responsibly, it can be a terrible thing for the woman who is raped and defiled by one. I'm not saying that you are using yours irresponsibly, but many men are, Therefore, we ask you to come to a center and turn yours in. It will be removed painlessly and you will no longer be a threat to women.

Stop rape! Ban the penis!


Congratulations, you've succeeded in turning the very real and serious topic of rape into a stupid, juvenile joke. Come back after you've had your favorite orifice forceably penetrated. Until then, I think you've got no business discussing this topic.



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14 Dec 2012, 5:09 pm

Misslizard wrote:
^^^^Did you have to attend penis safety classes for that permit? :lol:


Yes; and to make sure it didn't fire prematurely. Mrs TallyMan likes my Magnum. :wink:


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14 Dec 2012, 5:13 pm

This isn't funny.



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14 Dec 2012, 5:14 pm

^^^^^ :lol: :lol: I'm sure she looks forward to firing the "magnum".



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14 Dec 2012, 6:12 pm

smudge wrote:
This isn't funny.
I agree it smells of misandry I may as well start a thread to ban the vagina..but I wont I'm better than that.I kinda feel offended but I probably shouldn't since I'm a guy my opininions obviously don't matter.


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14 Dec 2012, 6:31 pm

^^^^^^Of course your opinion counts.
And I wouldn't want a penis ban,they are quite fun to play with,I'd miss them.