How Chirstmas 2012 ended

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27 Dec 2012, 9:36 am

This is how Christmas ended:

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27 Dec 2012, 1:19 pm

He forgot to display his NRA lifetime membership card.

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27 Dec 2012, 8:55 pm

When Santa flies over Iran!

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28 Dec 2012, 3:06 am

Santa faked his murder so he could cover his debts with the insurance money. Between the sluggish economy and practically all toy manufacturing being done in China now, Santa's options were down to faking his death for insurance money or cooking meth.

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28 Dec 2012, 4:17 am

AspieOtaku wrote:

When Santa flies over Iran!

If the Shi'ites or the Alawites got ahold of Santa they would have cut his head off.

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28 Dec 2012, 1:44 pm

ruveyn wrote:

This is how Christmas ended:

http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/user ... a-shot.jpg

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Now that's just mean!

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28 Dec 2012, 1:48 pm

The bereaved spouses of Vixen, Cupid, and Blitzen are even now plotting their revenge.

Mrs. Claus is inconsolable.

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28 Dec 2012, 2:36 pm

John_Browning wrote:

.... cooking meth.

Just can't seem to get enough of those candies Santa left... now where is my radio... I've got a sudden urge to dismantle it to find out how it works...

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28 Dec 2012, 7:31 pm

ruveyn wrote:

This is how Christmas ended:

http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/user ... a-shot.jpg

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