My county is so funny,like Mayberry gone bad
The best judge we ever had went to the pen for vote buying,but when he was judge you could get your drive graveled and even culverts put in.
One of our ex sherriffs is in the pen now for tax invasion,and another judge embezzled money and ran off to the Phillipenes.
The tax payers voted in a new jail,it's built and sitting empty,why?Because the past two elections everyone votes down the tax to run it.
The old jail was declared unfit and now it's the Christian food room.
This county has the best politicians money can buy.
Funny story about that one sherrif.There was a angry lady with a gun outside one of the school bus driver's house.He called the sheriff,the sheriffs repy,"Stay away from the windows,she'll get tired and go home".
Sounds a lot like where my mom grew up! She was around a lot of home made liquor too, known as "moonshine." Neighbors made it by the gallons and drank it a lot. People were drunk most the time.