Is this mostly true (if cynical) about the Báhá’í Faith?

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19 Mar 2013, 7:15 am

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Báhá’í is one of the world's major religions, except that it has few followers, because Muslim governments keep torturing and killing them. The status of Báhá’í as a major religion is evident from all of those thingies it has over the vowels. Residents of the fiftieth U.S. state who insist on spelling it Hawai'i should love Báhá’í, if only based on all the things it gives them to do with their writing hand. The Báhá’í faith, like Hinduism, attracts Americans who mostly want a religion with a lot of foreign words and phrases. The Báhá’í are not tortured or killed in America, just met with blank stares. And that's okay, because they don't go door-to-door peddling copies of The Watchtower.

Báhá’í is sort of Islam Lite, Islam without all the messy slitting of throats and all the time spent figuring which way Mecca is. Báhá’ís can borrow money, their wives can get jobs, and their children don't have to strap on bombs and walk into a restaurant to take down lots of Jews. They don't have to contemplate anything deeper than the Oneness of Man and stuff like that, not unlike Unitarian Universalism. This Lite religion has all the rich flavor of Islam, but goes down easy, glass after glass.



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19 Mar 2013, 7:40 am

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Báhá’í is sort of Islam Lite, Islam without all the messy slitting of throats and all the time spent figuring which way Mecca is. Báhá’ís can borrow money, their wives can get jobs, and their children don't have to strap on bombs and walk into a restaurant to take down lots of Jews. They don't have to contemplate anything deeper than the Oneness of Man and stuff like that, not unlike Unitarian Universalism. This Lite religion has all the rich flavor of Islam, but goes down easy, glass after glass.


Sorry, but this quoted parted is such a huge pile of nonsense, its unbelievable. Since when is believing in islam exclusively linked to being a lunatic terrorist? Thousends of normal muslim woman have jobs, thousend of normal muslim kids go to school with nothing else but schoolbags around there bodies, and are in the opposite threaten by lunatic terrorists, that want to prevent those kids from visiting school.

Sorry, but what sort of islamophobic nazi wrote those nonsense?



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19 Mar 2013, 8:16 am

Schneekugel wrote:
Sorry, but what sort of islamophobic nazi wrote those nonsense?

Umm, it's Uncyclopedia...

Uncyclopedia on... Uncyclopedia:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:About

"Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies."



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19 Mar 2013, 8:32 am

Thanks for the explanation, I didnt know it before and was a bit shocked by the way the quoted text described regular islam. ^^



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20 Mar 2013, 7:15 am

Schneekugel wrote:
Sorry, but this quoted parted is such a huge pile of nonsense, its unbelievable. Since when is believing in islam exclusively linked to being a lunatic terrorist? Thousends of normal muslim woman have jobs, thousend of normal muslim kids go to school with nothing else but schoolbags around there bodies, and are in the opposite threaten by lunatic terrorists, that want to prevent those kids from visiting school.


If it is only "thousands" of Moslem women who have jobs, and a "thousand" Moslem children with nothing else but schoolbags around their bodies: that leaves hundreds of millions who don't.



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20 Mar 2013, 7:28 am

An extreme Ba-Hai won't bomb a pizza restaurant during lunch hour whereas an extreme Muslim might just do that. In fact extreme Muslim have done that.

The next time a bomb goes off on a train or in a crowed place, ask yourself what was the religion of the person who set it off.

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20 Mar 2013, 10:08 am

ruveyn wrote:
An extreme Ba-Hai won't bomb a pizza restaurant during lunch hour whereas an extreme Muslim might just do that. In fact extreme Muslim have done that.


The headquarters and the worldwide administrative centre of the Báhá'í Faith is, of course, in Israel.



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20 Mar 2013, 11:25 am

Tequila wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
An extreme Ba-Hai won't bomb a pizza restaurant during lunch hour whereas an extreme Muslim might just do that. In fact extreme Muslim have done that.


The headquarters and the worldwide administrative centre of the Báhá'í Faith is, of course, in Israel.


It is the only country in the Middle East where they are reasonably safe.

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20 Mar 2013, 12:11 pm

ruveyn wrote:
An extreme Ba-Hai won't bomb a pizza restaurant during lunch hour whereas an extreme Muslim might just do that. In fact extreme Muslim have done that.

The next time a bomb goes off on a train or in a crowed place, ask yourself what was the religion of the person who set it off.

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Our last great bombassasin of my country was a catholic christian raised Nazi fanatic, sending bombs in letters. ^^

If you mean yesterday in Irak: Some mad muslim fanatics, were bombing normal muslim people for being normal people.

Seems is if not the muslims were the problem, but the fanatics, anyway which religion they pretend to believe in to hide their personal aggression behind it.

Normal people of the world, unite. :)



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20 Mar 2013, 1:02 pm

Schneekugel wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
An extreme Ba-Hai won't bomb a pizza restaurant during lunch hour whereas an extreme Muslim might just do that. In fact extreme Muslim have done that.

The next time a bomb goes off on a train or in a crowed place, ask yourself what was the religion of the person who set it off.

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Our last great bombassasin of my country was a catholic christian raised Nazi fanatic, sending bombs in letters. ^^

If you mean yesterday in Irak: Some mad muslim fanatics, were bombing normal muslim people for being normal people.

Seems is if not the muslims were the problem, but the fanatics, anyway which religion they pretend to believe in to hide their personal aggression behind it.

Normal people of the world, unite. :)


What religion do most of the fanatiks practice?

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20 Mar 2013, 1:22 pm

It is basically an amalgamation of the arahahmic religion mixed with some of the the other world religions. It is the school of thought that says all religion are basically a continuous message (except if the new prophet says otherwise).

It is the ideal religion if you can't pick a religion, but want a bit of everything.

It is fairly dissimilar from Islam, and beside, it is a pick-n-mix.

Druze are interesting, they are sort of esoteric, mixed with greek philosophy, mixed with policy of assimilation.

Which is why the head of the Druze in Lebanon, switches sides so often, and they sometimes pretend to be Muslims, not to draw attention to themselves.

These religious are basically born out of Isam, as a reaction against it, and they are not new regions. Both were chased around the middle east, because they were at odds with the status quo.



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20 Mar 2013, 1:44 pm

The only Baha'i I've known was sort of a hippy new age type.



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20 Mar 2013, 2:41 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

It is fairly dissimilar from Islam, and beside, it is a pick-n-mix.



Everything mankind does is pick-n-mix and cobbled up out of parts that are lying around. If the result becomes a habit we call it Tradition.

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20 Mar 2013, 2:47 pm

The original post is like stumbing upon graffiti that reads "n****rs are to blame for inflicting Jazz Music on America".

And then asking "is that graffitti TRUE'?

In a sense its 'true', but its not quite the way I wouldve put it.

I would have said something like "African American musicians are to credit for inventing jazz music around 1900."

In a general way what I, and the graffitti are saying are the same thing. But they are not the same thing -because in my verison niether blacks nor jazz is disparaged.

The Bahaii Faith is indeed somewhat like Unitarianism, and it kinda is to Islam what Unitarianism is to christianity: a kinda progressive tolerant inclusive religion that is distinct from- but has much of the DNA of-the older religion.

Which is the same thing - but is NOT the same thing- as what it says.



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21 Mar 2013, 2:51 pm

The Bahai Faith was begun, and their Holy Book, the Kitab-I-Aqdas, was written by Baha'ullah, who believed himself to be prophesied of in the Bible and the Koran, and to be the Leader prophesied by a Teacher/Prophet/Martyr known as The Bab.

Baha'ism is one of the most non-violent religions I have ever read about, and the only violence that I can find in their history is the continuing abuses against them, primarily by Shi'ite Muslims who seem to take issue with their reverence for Baha''ullah.

And they are not pleased by the Kitab-I-Aqdas, either.

The Bible says 'By their works ye shall know them'.

Jesus also said that those who did things against His teaching were not 'of Him'.

Researching the history of current religions exposes sickening 'works' by almost all of them.

The only religions I have not found to have unGodly behavior done in their name is Baha'i, Sikhism, the Jains, and Quakerism.

Please add to them if you know of others....I would really like to know about them.

Researching the prophets, messiahs, visionaries who actually began these groups, and who left writings tends to show that MOST of the cruelty was never authorized or instigated in the beginning.

Schneekugel said a wise thing "......they pretend to believe in to hide their personal aggression...".

Well said.

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22 Mar 2013, 9:34 am

Sikhism? really, Have you not heard about Sikh extremism? Like attacks, bombings, etc. Also they are a pretty martial race, not exactly Jain.

The majority of course are peaceful.