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11 Jun 2013, 7:16 pm

I had some live changing events over the last year and i have dedicated my life to live by the bible. I am striving to be a true christian? Are any of you?



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11 Jun 2013, 7:41 pm

What characteristics make someone a "True Christian"?

Here's part of a list that I once posted here on WP:

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Things That Every True Christian Must Believe
(... or they are not real Christians...)

Each of the statements in this list came from a leader in either politics or religion, and each was given as sound Christian doctrine at one time or another.

Addiction is both a sin and evidence of sin.

Agnosticism is a sin.

Agnostics are Atheists.

AIDS is God's punishment for the sin of homosexuality.

America was founded as a Christian nation.

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because it goes against God's mysterious "Plan".

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they do not pray hard enough or often enough.

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they have deliberately gone against God's mysterious "Plan".

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they lack faith in God's healing power.

Any deed, thought, or word that does not glorify God is a sin.

Any event is a lesson in understanding God's will.

Any woman that gets raped has somehow "asked for it".

Anything that may be thought of as 'fun' is actually a sin.

Anything that may lead to sin is a sin as well.

Atheism is a sin.

Atheists are evil.

Atheists are solely responsible for the proliferation of adultery, homosexuality, incest, pornography, promiscuity, rape, and single-parent households.

Atheists are sociopaths; they have no feelings for other people besides hate.

Atheists are tools of Satan.

Atheists go to Hell when they die.

There are over a hundred of these beliefs of "True Christians". Would you like for me to PM the entire list to you?



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11 Jun 2013, 7:45 pm

Nope. I'm an atheist, and I put zero effort into being a true christian. I do, however, put a lot of effort into being a good man. Sad thing is that I end up being a better Christian than a lot of Christians as a result. I just keep getting hung up on the damn modesty thing... :o

If you think that the Bible is a good guide, then more power to you. Just don't be like a lot of Christians. Many have a tendency to be insufferable douches, especially born-agains. Just be a good person.



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11 Jun 2013, 10:48 pm

Oh, I get it: amputees missing a hand don’t pray hard enough because you need both hands for that.


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11 Jun 2013, 11:03 pm

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Oh, I get it: amputees missing a hand don’t pray hard enough because you need both hands for that.

No ... they just don't have a leg to stand on ...



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11 Jun 2013, 11:11 pm

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I had some live changing events over the last year and i have dedicated my life to live by the bible. I am striving to be a true christian? Are any of you?


Strive? You must be Catholic. :P

Evangelicals claim to rely on grace only through faith.



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12 Jun 2013, 2:44 am

Fnord wrote:
What characteristics make someone a "True Christian"?

Here's part of a list that I once posted here on WP:

Fnord wrote:
Things That Every True Christian Must Believe
(... or they are not real Christians...)

Each of the statements in this list came from a leader in either politics or religion, and each was given as sound Christian doctrine at one time or another.

Addiction is both a sin and evidence of sin.

Agnosticism is a sin.

Agnostics are Atheists.

AIDS is God's punishment for the sin of homosexuality.

America was founded as a Christian nation.

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because it goes against God's mysterious "Plan".

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they do not pray hard enough or often enough.

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they have deliberately gone against God's mysterious "Plan".

Amputees do not have their lost limbs miraculously restored because they lack faith in God's healing power.

Any deed, thought, or word that does not glorify God is a sin.

Any event is a lesson in understanding God's will.

Any woman that gets raped has somehow "asked for it".

Anything that may be thought of as 'fun' is actually a sin.

Anything that may lead to sin is a sin as well.

Atheism is a sin.

Atheists are evil.

Atheists are solely responsible for the proliferation of adultery, homosexuality, incest, pornography, promiscuity, rape, and single-parent households.

Atheists are sociopaths; they have no feelings for other people besides hate.

Atheists are tools of Satan.

Atheists go to Hell when they die.

There are over a hundred of these beliefs of "True Christians". Would you like for me to PM the entire list to you?


What "Christians" have you been talking to? Doesn't sound much like anything I've heard in my mainline church. Especially praying back amputated limbs. :?

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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12 Jun 2013, 3:04 am

Why have I never seen a single Christian say anything about amputees growing limbs?



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12 Jun 2013, 5:13 am

seaweasel wrote:
do you strive to be a true christian?


<Shudders> No!


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12 Jun 2013, 5:55 am

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Why have I never seen a single Christian say anything about amputees growing limbs?


It's the latest in a long, long string of sound bites that insecure atheists use to be generally obnoxious while thinking that it somehow makes them deep edgy, and enlightened, that's all



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12 Jun 2013, 7:48 am

seaweasel wrote:
I had some live changing events over the last year and i have dedicated my life to live by the bible. I am striving to be a true christian? Are any of you?


Disregarding all the crude responses to a serious question....

I try. I often fall short. To be a Christian is to be like Christ. It is to shed human nature and strive to radiate God's nature.

We are more defined by how hard we try than how well we succeed.



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12 Jun 2013, 8:52 am

fueledbycoffee wrote:
TheValk wrote:
Why have I never seen a single Christian say anything about amputees growing limbs?


It's the latest in a long, long string of sound bites that insecure atheists use to be generally obnoxious while thinking that it somehow makes them deep edgy, and enlightened, that's all


That's what I thought, and I still wonder what makes Fnord behave this way. Didn't see it coming from a person who formerly had a Soloviev avatar (though maybe it's the teenage throwing-icons-outside-the-window Soloviev era that he's most fond of).



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12 Jun 2013, 9:01 am

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What "Christians" have you been talking to?

I don't think he has, I think he just put out a list of things he wishes we believed because it would be convenient for him if we believed these strange things instead of what we actually believe.

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Doesn't sound much like anything I've heard in my mainline church.

Most of these things would be considered silly by the people in the fundamentalist and evangelical churches I grew up in as well.


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12 Jun 2013, 9:11 am

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Strive? You must be Catholic. :P

Evangelicals claim to rely on grace only through faith.

Thanks for taking the topic seriously. That's unfortunately rare on WP in PPR when the topic is religion.

In my experience, "strive" is a fairly normal word for it, and I'm not Catholic. I think every flavor of Christianity has a different take on the faith/works thing, but pretty much everyone agrees that they're like two scissor blades -- you can't have one without the other. The thing we disagree on is which one is more important.

There's a relevant Bible quote (that most Christians probably recognize) and something C. S. Lewis said that was relevant. I'm too lazy to look either of them up now, but if people want to discuss it, I might.


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12 Jun 2013, 9:14 am

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Why have I never seen a single Christian say anything about amputees growing limbs?


Growing limbs is lizardlike, lizards are snakelike, and snakes are evil, so if someone would manage to regrow a limb, he has to be burned. Didnt you know that? What do you do with your witches around your area?



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12 Jun 2013, 9:16 am

Schneekugel wrote:
TheValk wrote:
Why have I never seen a single Christian say anything about amputees growing limbs?


Growing limbs is lizardlike, lizards are snakelike, and snakes are evil, so if someone would manage to regrow a limb, he has to be burned. Didnt you know that? What do you do with your witches around your area?


I believe wizardry is real enough; just not something one should be constantly paranoid about.

And Ancalagon, count me interested.