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14 Jun 2013, 9:03 am

Jesus spotted on a dogs butt. Start the pilgrimage.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/jesu ... _dogs_butt

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14 Jun 2013, 9:14 am

Hallelujah, praise God Almighty! God now declares anal sex to be a blessing.

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14 Jun 2013, 10:23 am

:lol:

That does explain why dog spelled backwards is god. The ass end of a dog is god. Mystery solved.

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14 Jun 2013, 10:34 am

People can collect the holy sh*t the dog is pooping out.Those turds are sanctified.And it pees holy water.

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14 Jun 2013, 11:11 am

D'Jesus un-assed.

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14 Jun 2013, 12:20 pm

Oh my goodness.....

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14 Jun 2013, 1:24 pm

Don't tempt people, or they'll actually start a pilgrimage to get an up close look at the dog's ass!
My wife and I got a real laugh from that. :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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14 Jun 2013, 2:19 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:

Don't tempt people, or they'll actually start a pilgrimage to get an up close look at the dog's ass!
My wife and I got a real laugh from that. :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

I have visions of die hard Catholics clicking their beads at the sight. If only it were the Virgin Mary coming out of the dog's ass.

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14 Jun 2013, 2:24 pm

ruveyn wrote:

Kraichgauer wrote:

Don't tempt people, or they'll actually start a pilgrimage to get an up close look at the dog's ass!
My wife and I got a real laugh from that. :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

I have visions of die hard Catholics clicking their beads at the sight. If only it were the Virgin Mary coming out of the dog's ass.

ruveyn

I have a friend who is of the Catholic faith, who solemnly told me that some of those miracles and images of Christ and Mary were real. :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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14 Jun 2013, 9:02 pm

Holy s**t.

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15 Jun 2013, 12:14 am

VIDEODROME wrote:

Holy sh**.

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15 Jun 2013, 10:02 am

The dog has produced several turds looking like the Apostles and some of the old Prophets.
They are on E-bay for a reasonable price to the devout.Your home will be blessed with the odor of sanctity that emits from them.

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15 Jun 2013, 11:20 am

I have visions of the dog's owner staring for an eternity at it's dog's arse (why?!) and coming to the slow realisation that he was staring at the son of God...

Some people have funny hobbies/pastimes.

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