You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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...you take Rush Limbaugh seriously

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You agree with Fred Phelps.

This looks like it could get ugly...

Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself...

When your main reason for not having a couch in the front yard is your neighbors keep calling the law.

When you are all for Camp Gitmo, all for hoarding weapons for shootouts with the po-lice, and see no moral conflict between the two.

When you think the world would be a better place with a lot less colleges

If Ann Coulter has ever said anything that didn't piss you off

If you've ever entertained thoughts of nuking The Bay Area.

• You tolerate other religions
• You are willing to legalize almost anything that's fun, but not immoral.
• You allow people to own a company
• You know that you earn much money because you're educated and you work
• You spend much money on keeping the industry safe, so that environmental disasters happens less frequently
• You are against religious terrorism, but you still support religious freedom
• You know that both Che Guevara and Fidel Castro were coldblooded murderers
• You don't get a heart attack because your kids have to learn a little bit about religion in school
• You drive a good car, which despite it's powerfull engine doesn't pollute that much
• You can admit that you sometimes are wrong
• You allow some people to be rich, instead of forcing everyone to be poor.

This is why I don't vote in let alone follow politics.

you and your friends riot and take over the school board if {your} religion isn't taught in science class

you believe that corporations should have the rights of citizens, but none of the responsibilities

you think other religions are ok if they 'know their place' and stay hidden

you think that 'equal rights' for those outside of your in-group are 'special rights.'

you think that poor people deserve to be poor

you still believe that republicans are 'fiscally conservative'

you'd rather the government spend money invading other countries than repairing roads in your own

you believe that anyone who disagrees with you is either evil, stupid, or misguided

...you blow up abortion clinics and snipe out doctors who run them...

...you picket a funeral and say that they deserved to die because they supported gay marriage...

...you announce on t.v. that america had 9/11 coming to them because we are a 'nation of sinners'...

...you disown your son because he goes to prom with another male student...

...you still have Bush/Cheney bumper stickers on your car
...you profess your love of the white house daily with peppy talks of islamic casualities
...you watch cnn live coverage of white house dinners with camera pans of Dick Cheney eatting and praise God for quadruple by-pass surgeries
...you swear G. W. is charismatic and a great public speaker
...you think Laura is a way better first-lady than the previous

...disavow all media coverage that blackwater kills innocent civilians...

..."Pat Buchanan has at least 30 more years ahead of him cause he and Jesus talk regularly"...

...Mission Accomplished!! !...

You belong to a political party that is vociferously anti-gay, you vehemently deny being a homosexual, and you, in fact, are a homosexual.

- You think that George Bush is too liberal.
- You love Hitler.
- You stockpile weapons against ZOG in your Idaho compound.
- You write fan letters to Randy Weaver.
- You see 1984 as a how-to guide for running a country.
- You think that Jesus was a European gentile who supports supply-side economics and shares your hatred of gays, poor people, and minorities.

The national socialism is more left-wing extreme than right-wing extreme. If you overlook Hitler's racial theories, it's basically identical to the stalinism. Hitler was for abortion, capital punishment and genocide. He was also against capitalism, democracy and minority groups in general. He also ordered Goebbels to remove all religion after the war was over. In other words he was the prototype of a left-wing extremist. He also admired Stalin as much as he disliked him. The reason why he chose not to call himself a communist, was because Karl Marx was a jew, and because he competed against Stalin for the same goals.

Calling Hitler a right-wing extremist is the same as calling Rich Uncle Pennybags a left-wing extremist. There's a reason why it's called national socialism.

I see a problem with believing what Hitler said - that he was in fact a national socialist. He used anti-capitalist rhetoric to gain popularity, but he had no interest in nationalizing industry the way Stalin did. He was content to let Krups and Daimler-Benz and all the other large industrial conglomerates keep making money - provided they went along with his regime.

Fascism is really a better term to describe both Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini defined fascism as being a right-wing collectivistic ideology in opposition to socialism, liberalism, democracy and individualism.

One definition of fascism:

A lot of socialistic ideologies are in conflict with each other. As far as I'm concerned, Volskwagen was the courtesy of Hitler. China is still communistic and left-wing extreme, but they do allow non-governmental industries such as McDonald's.

For the record:

1. atheists were sent to concentration camps under the Nazis (and not just Communist atheists). You can speculate all you want about what the Nazis would've done after the war (maybe reintroduce some Teutonic pagan religion? they were hardly fans of Christianity, but it was also the only thing they tolerated), but the fact is that atheists were persecuted for being atheists.

2. Stalin reformed the laws to restrict abortion. Given the Fascists' obsession with providing enough soldiers for the Fatherland, I doubt the Nazis were pro-abortion (Mussolini was against both abortion and contraception)

3. In practice, Hitler served the German economic elite (except the Jewish segment, of course) by eliminating those that wanted to confiscate its wealth and by supplying it with capital and raw materials plundered from occupied countries and, last but not least, slave labour. That they called themselves 'socialist' is mere rhetoric, and other Fascists did the same (Mussolini claimed his policies were 'Fascist socialism'), yet the bulk of the economy remained firmly in private hands (even 'aryanised' property did not become property of the State). It's rather important to distinguish between a regime's rhetoric and what it is in practice.

4. In terms of social policies (on marriage, the role of women, etc) the Nazis (like all other Fascists) were ultra-conservative; while Stalin on these things was far more conservative than Lenin (Lenin decriminalised homosexuality, which was re-criminalised by Stalin), he was nowhere near the conservatives of his day.

I don't know about any atheists who were sent to concentration camps because of their religious views. There were a lot of atheists in the camp, but that was because they were against national socialism. Priests who openly stated that they were against Hitler were also sent to the camp.

Hitler claimed that christianity was communism's illegitimate sibling. He even officially claimed that Jesus (which is the most important character besides God in the Bible) was a fraud because he was jewish.

Hitler used religion because he had good social skills, he knew what the people wanted to hear. Religion is a powerfull tool if you use it to control people. Stalin didn't need to use religion to control people, since Lenin already had the people in an iron grip.



Hitler was for it, regardless of what Mussolini thought about it. Lenin also allowed abortion already in 1920.



You're not automatically a right-wing extreme just because you have a conservative view on social policies. Stalins views on southeast european minorities (such as people from Poland) were not more liberal than Hitler's views on jews. In the 20's or 30's some elite members of the national socialistic party even wanted to fuse their party with one of the socialist parties.

Lenin had a conservative, prejustical and hostile view towards everyone who disagreed with him (especially religious people). He wasn't open to new posibilities either, so he wasn't particularly liberal.

I'd say that Hitler's views on prostitution, alcohol and tobacco regulations actually were quite liberal.

Hitler also moved ethnic minorities in to ghettos and took their original posessions. This sounds very left-wing extreme to me. Soviet communism have a lot in common with national socialism, but Hitler, Lenin and Stalin used slightly different strategies to control people.

You donate at least ten percent of your income to television evangelists.