naturalplastic wrote:
GGPViper wrote:
Well, are you omnipotent?
If not, then it is impossible to be in complete control of your life.
After all, Chuck Norris might just one day decide to inflict collective punishment upon humanity for tolerating the existence of Justin Bieber... and roundhouse kick the Earth into a black hole... Ain't nothing you can do to prevent that...
Could Chuck Norris build a rock so big that even he (Chuck Norris) couldnt lift it?
Chuck Norris can easily lift a rock built by Chuck Norris to be unable for Chuck Norris to lift.
Chuck can divide by Zero, handle the truth, slam a revolving door, touch MC Hammer and understand women. Why, then, should Chuck be deterred by something so mundane as a "paradox"?