Turkey and Latka Apocalypse

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Repent! Repent! Repent!

The end very niegh!

Thats what the Calender says.

And I dont mean some obscure calender created by a bunch of unwashed Heathens like the Mayans.

Im talking about our own Gregorian Calender.

This year Hannkka and Thanksgiving landed on the same date. Thats a SURE SIGN that the World will come to end. When will it end? We know that it must be at the last moment of the last day of Hannukka this year.

I believe that this is day two of Hannukka. So we have only six days to go.

Hannukka coinciding with Thanksgiving. Its a million to one occurance. So it can only mean.... Doomsday!

Well....

It makes as much sense as thinking the world will end when the Mayan Calender changes its cycle like an odometer.

The 'logic' of the Mayan apocalypse was the same as thinking that when your car's odometer hits the 100 thousand mark your car will turn into a pumpkin.

So if folks buy that then why not buy the idea that hanukka and Thanksgiving coinciding is the end of the world? Makes as much, or as little sense.


Okay. Not saying that you have to really believe what Im saying.
But - help spread the word anyway!

See if we can make this meme go viral.

Go to facebook, or whatever other online sites you're involved with, and mention it.

Spread the word that the world will end the Moment that Hannukka is over this year because this weird convergence of Thanksgiving and Hannukka HAS to be a sign from God for Doomsday!

America is a Christian Nation.

Hannukka is a Jewish festival.

So this week is a Judeo-Christian(R) festival.

God's two Chosen People.

If America Repents and Turns Back To God, God will relent and save America through the Rapture.

Have you forgotten what is said about the end times in the New Testament?

1. No one, save the Father, knows when the end will come.
2. There will be wars, and rumors of wars, and no one will know when the end has come.

Syria (wars).
The Middle East (rumours of wars).

Exactly!

Wars. Rumors of wars, corruption, depravity, famine, pestilence.

There is no shortage of signs to point to.

So the end MUST be near!


Trouble is:there are ALWAYS wars, and rumors of wars, famine, moral depravity, and this that and the other thing going on. And its been that way for the last 2000 years!

But lets just ignore that point for a moment!

THIS time its for real! Gosh darn it!

Prepare to get raptured this coming weekend when Hannukka ends!

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