I can prove that you are all my slaves.

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04 Dec 2013, 12:47 pm

I can indeed prove that you are all my slaves. This must start with a definition. Definition: a slave is someone who does whatever some given person commands, no matter what (this given person would then me the "master" of that slave).

IGNORE THIS COMMAND.

Now, either you obeyed my command or you didn't. Either way, you obeyed my command. Therefore, everyone who reads this is my slave.

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04 Dec 2013, 1:06 pm

What is your bidding oh great master?

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04 Dec 2013, 1:51 pm

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04 Dec 2013, 2:21 pm

Way to be overly literal.

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04 Dec 2013, 2:30 pm

good luck.

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04 Dec 2013, 3:07 pm

IrishJew wrote:

Now, either you obeyed my command or you didn't. Either way, you obeyed my command. Therefore, everyone who reads this is my slave.

I COMMAND YOU TO BREATHE

Now you're MY slave.

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04 Dec 2013, 4:37 pm

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY.

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04 Dec 2013, 5:02 pm

Magneto wrote:

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY.

Damn, you got me with that one! I'll have to continue breathing manually now until automatic breathing takes over again. Wonder if that only works on autistic people?

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04 Dec 2013, 5:55 pm

And I thought my master was a Jewish carpenter. When he's actually a Irish Jewish aspie.

I will continue to obey your commands by ignoring your commands.

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