10 Dec 2015, 5:07 pm
"Rationalizer engineer (atheist ) died and gone to hell. The devil entertained him, and he, to express his gratitude, he did a hell of a sewage system and escalators upstairs. After some time to Satan's calling St Peter and with irony asking:
- And what, how there with you on the bottom?
- Great. You know, we here like an engineer - did we sewage and moving, and installed a air conditioning
- Impossible! How did he get there? Give it to us!
- Get lost, do not give him.
- I'll sue you to the court court!
- Haha, and where you find the lawyers? xD"
This joke come from old communist Poland, my aunt told me 
10 Dec 2015, 5:33 pm
St. Peter:How are you doing down there?
Satan:Great! We LOVE that engineer you sent us. He fixed up the place. Got us airconditioning, etc.
St. Peter:What tha....???? How did an Engineer get down there? Send up here!
Satan: No way!
St.Peter: We will SUE you to get him up here!
Satan: Go ahead. We have all of the lawyers!
(OR..."where are you going get a Lawyer?).
That's actually pretty funny. 
That's interesting that despite the huge differences between the two societies: Poland under Communism, and the United States, in both societies folks like to crack jokes about lawyers!
For example:
Three guys were playing golf:An archetect, a doctor, and a lawyer.
They got into a debate over which of their professions was the oldest.
The doctor said that on the sixth day of Creation God removed Adam's rib to fashion Eve. That was a surgical operation so that makes medicine the oldest of the professions.
The architect said, "but on the very FIRST day of Creation God seperated light from dark. Since creating order out of chaos is a structural feat that means architecture is the oldest profession.
But then the lawyer said "But who created the chaos?"
10 Dec 2015, 5:43 pm
Satan:Great! We LOVE that engineer you sent us. He fixed up the place. Got us airconditioning, etc.
St. Peter:What tha....???? How did an Engineer get down there? Send up here!
Satan: No way!
St.Peter: We will SUE you to get him up here!
Satan: Go ahead. We have all of the lawyers!
(OR..."where are you going get a Lawyer?).
That's actually pretty funny.
That's interesting that despite the huge differences between the two societies: Poland under Communism, and the United States, in both societies folks like to crack jokes about lawyers!
For example:
Three guys were playing golf:An archetect, a doctor, and a lawyer.
They got into a debate over which of their professions was the oldest.
The doctor said that on the sixth day of Creation God removed Adam's rib to fashion Eve. That was a surgical operation so that makes medicine the oldest of the professions.
The architect said, "but on the very FIRST day of Creation God seperated light from dark. Since creating order out of chaos is a structural feat that means architecture is the oldest profession.
But then the lawyer said "But who created the chaos?"
That was good one,
yes that is indeed funny that lawyers, despite we talking about we talking about capitalism, socialism or even monarchism was never much respected among common mans, i wonder where it come?
